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    1. thewizardguy 13 yrs ago

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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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FoxFireOfDawn said
WOOO! I killed a werewolf~ Easy as pie. Now....*The arrows and swords slowly reset themselves as the corpse is dragged away and thrown in a pit to burn outside*...Guh. It was a lot more interesting before this whole free form shit happened, but it was more restricted...Or maybe it was the other way around....oh well.


*As you pull at the corpse, the head comes off. Or rather, the mask. It's a normal guy, in a Pluto costume. The hand axe is made of plastic*
Angel said
Angel:.... *kicks bobs cane* ._. Dumb canesMe: go bother your kid -_- better yet go bother my parents! Idc.


*Bob twirls the cane around Angel's foot, before tapping it against her remaining leg, throwing her to the ground*
Bob: Tsk tsk tsk..... so rude. You really do need to learn some manners.
*He reaches out and beckons you*
Bob: Now, miss Kim. How about you join me in the audience? I wish to hear Angel sing.
FoxFireOfDawn said
That's what you get for charging into someone's house. Death. Or just a shit ton of injuries. *swords rain down from the ceiling onto Pluto and around him* ...Well, that's a bug....


*Pluto is impaled, dying at the end of the viscious swords, his savaged corpse leaking blood over the floor, suspended entimeters above it by the spears and blade portruding through him.
Angel said
Angel: *teleportd in singing rock god* I feel in love with my rock god- *sees bob* .... *Teleports away instantly*Me: Not amusing go away bob.


*Bob holds out his hand, still bowing, and grabs the air with his index finger and thumb, as if taking hold of a string, and pulls, as Angel is jerked back into this reality*
Bob: Now now, girls. Your words are so harsh.....
*Bob stands up straight, streaightening his hat with one hand, while wipping his cane up with the other*
Bob: And just as Angel was singing such a beautiful song.
Angel said
Bob go away I dun liek u go bug spirit..


*Bob bows down, smiling brightly, tipping his hat with one gloved hand*
Bob: And why would that be, miss? Am I not sufficiently amusing?
FoxFireOfDawn said
BAD DOGGY! *A barrage of arrows and swords fling from the walls to him, aiming at anywhere they can strike*


*Pluto screams as he's covered in holes, and crashes to the ground, bleeding and whining softly*
XxLyraxX said
Could my character be like a healer for the SOLDIERS? Like tend to the wounded and things of the like?


I think Rain kind of took that job. Assuming her character gets accepted. I don't think it makes much sense to have two healers.
The Fort (Placeholder Name)

General description:
The fort is a large establishment. It's settled in a large cave, that opens up into a cavern more-less 12 meters in diameter. The front entrance is surrounded by a small wooden palisade held together with iron struts, dampened with holy water daily to make it fireproof and dangerous to vampires. Hundreds of crucifixes are nailed to the walls, of all shapes and sizes, from ornate gold to rusty iron. The only entrance is a large wooden gate, held down from the inside by a wooden bar. Within this little outside fort is a single watchtower, where a guard is posted. The inside of the cavern contains rough beds and storage areas with enough food for two years. There's also an alternative exit, which is concealed from sight. It also contains sufficient supplies of ammo of a variety of kinds, which has been stockpiled for years.

Defense Mechanisms:

The fort contains a total of six heavy-duty fog machines, ready for action. One is placed at the entrance of the cavern, two deeper in the cavern. One is inside of the outer fort, and two are outside of the fort, hidden in the outlying area near the fort. Each of the fog machines has sufficient charge to fill the entire area with holy water vapour. The outside machines can be turned on from the tower or from the control room inside the cavern. The inner machines can only be activated from the control room, and that is also the only place that the machines can be deactivated from.

The entire outside area is literred with small security cameras. For reference, when pointed completely upwards, this model is about 20 cm high. These cameras are linked to the control room in the cavern, where the area is carefully monitored. They have been outfitted with nightvision and infrared sight, although the latter is hardly ever used, as vampires have no body heat.
Angel said
Shut it ... bob =_=


Bob: I was called?
Me: I'm not sure that's what she meant.
Bob: Do I look like I care?
FoxFireOfDawn said
Yeeees? *I open the door with a grappling hook of sorts, standing back just in case*


*Behind the door, you see Pluto the Werewodl, screaming manically as he charges in with a hand axe*
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