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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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Angel said
Angel sings creepin ant easy


Link the song
ShadowVentus said
"Almighty Push!" I keep the mages at bay with a large barrier of strong wind. "What is it that you want! Have one person speak on behalf of all of you!" I command.


*A teleporting mage grabs you from behind, as another forms a hole in the barrier with wind magic. You find runes appearing on your skin, slowing you down and weakening you, as an elephant crashes down towards you*
Angel said
So I lose my voice ethir way? Not fair...


*Bob narrows his eyes*
Bob: Sing, child, or it will be more than your voice that you will lose.
supertinyking said
"And you are threatening my woman and I don't like it. You have no idea about what I can do..." He says with a smile.


Bob: Very well.
*He waves his hand, and a chair appears. Bug finds himself sitting down, as a maid without a face pours a cup of tea for you*
Bob: I shall deal with you shortly.
ShadowVentus said
"Man...wonder they're doing here...messing with these innocent people..." As I say this, I summon on my armor and my sword. "Enough!" I shout.


*One of the dark mages steps forward*
Mage: It's the rose-bearer! Charge!
*As if waiting for a single, a massive wave of fireballs, beams of energy, swords and other projectiles crashes into the soldiers, centered around your position, as the dark mages charge*
Angel said
Angel:... Whats gonna happen if I do sing? And whats gonna happen if I dont?


Bob: Why dear, voices are like souls, like fine wine. I wish to sample your voice, and if it is to my liking, I will add it to my collection. If you do not, your voice will be useless to you. As you obviously aren't using it, I'll simply remove music from you.
*He smiles at you*
Bob: Now, dear, hurry up. I'm growing annoyed now.
Angel said
Angel: I cant sing. And whyd you do that?.. you could have put somethig in that box...


Bob: But my dear, why would I do that? I don't need a mere box.
*Bob sighs, as he leans back, yawning, as he looks at you with one eye*
Bob: I'm growing bored, dear. Will you sing? Or will your voice be..... useless.
ShadowVentus said
I run after him, keeping up the pace.


*Eventually, you find yourself at the front of the city, where a large group of soldiers has formed a line, holding off a rabble of mages. You see the flags of Black Snakes, Ghoulrot, Fireball, and dozens more Dark Guilds*
Angel said
Angel: an empty box? A place to store stuff.


*Bob sighs, and nods his head*
Bob: No no no. An empty box has no purpose. You see, the purpose of a box is to hold something. If it does not fulfill it's purpose, then it is useless.
*Bob casually drops the box to the floor, crushing it to splinters with a single step of his polished boot*
Bob: So, Angel, will you sing for me?
supertinyking said
"Harm her and I will devour your soul and your collection." Bug growls his eyes looking as if flames.


Bob: So fiery. So stupid. You will not hurt me, even if I cut off her arm, because she will still have three limbs left.
*He smiles, as he shoots you a glance*
Bob: I do not take kindly to being threatened, mr.... Bug, was it? I advise you that by the time these threads come off, you will be far away.
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