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    1. thewizardguy 13 yrs ago

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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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It's not! It's just that you already know I'm going to brutally murder everyone.
Yeah, but Sabertoths are actually fairly badass. I'd rather have one as a pet.
*I clamber out, as I run over to the washing room, screaming*
Dresden smiled, as he prepares his blade. This fool may be a coward and a killer of family, but he liked this bravery. He knew that in a straight-out sword-fight, he would win. He was faster, stronger, and had more experience. And yet the youngling stood his ground. Dresden brought his blade swinging around, going in for quick strikes from the side, advancing steadily. No more mocking half-attacks. He'd earned enough respect to at least die in a real fight.
SORRY! I was busy so I missed this!
MiaRainx said
mmm... feel the burn :p feel all of your bodily toxins being removed, your pores being cleansed


OH GOD IT BURNS! THE PAIN IS OVERWHELMING! PLEASE GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!
WizardGirl said
Fine let me call my guy…*makes a phone call*Mmmhmm…okay…*ends call*They can deliver a:Volcano filled with chocolate lava, Midget goblin men in boxes, and sabertooth tigers…sounds fun to me


Chocolate lava? Screw physics!

Also, I said kittens! Sabertooth tigers aren't NEARLY as delicious.
MiaRainx said
then there's that troll situation where no one jumps but you :P


*Jumps*
Solved it.
MiaRainx said
pfft.. "anyone up for kittens?" i pity the fool who says no to kittens!! and maybe midgets in boxes...


Indeed. Because we'll use rusty spoons to disembowl him and eat his children ^^
Alright. We're going to need a jacuzzi. And midgets in boxes. Because I have wierd tastes. Anyone else up for kittens?
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