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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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Savepoison said
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44v8F3TYvRo


Titan vs Natsu, eh? That'll be interesting.
MyCatGinger said
Hahahaha.Talking corpses. ._. So funny. Not like I'm gonna have nightmares for the next week ahahaha-no.But yes, oh gosh yes. <3 Why eat some high quality meat if you don't cook it right? I mean, you could always just get a nice side dish with the meat too, I mean... I recommend some sort of rice, perhaps jasmine, saffron? If of course potatoes aren't enough but I'm sure a hungry man would eat it all.And then wash that down with some red wine, and fruit salad, well recommended Thedreadpirate :PAll in favour of eating Guy? I!


I'm in favour, but I want the largest piece. It was my idea first. And I want to disembowl him first. Each organ has a different flavour, and I prefer to prepare them separately, to mix and match at our pleasure.
Titan turned back from the flaming assault, feeling his heart beat harder. He didn't know it could beat. Must be because of the fire, he decided. Moving rapidly, he blocked the flames, before moving into a rapid sweeping kick to the head, setting in with a series of short, jabbing kicks. Each had the power of a rushing train, easily enough to break the bons of a normal human, although Titan doubted this fire person would be so easily defeated. As soon as he landed a hit, destroying his opponents balance, he launched a large, sweeping kick at full strength, capable of smashing rocks to dust.

Zargo shouted again, before grumbling and shouting abuse. This would not stand. Taking the bottle he'd pre-prepared, he threw it on the ground, as a strange gass started spreading. It was like light purple mist, spreading rapidly, already beginning to expand into a large cloud. Zargo, however, had already disappeared. It would be quite a problem if he caught himself with the Nightlock.
KingOfKings said
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSY19SkSEW4 check this is my character


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cxfX-OQv4Q
KingOfKings said
R~O~B~O~T~


I will disembowl you with a rusty spoon. Have you ever been disembowled? With a spoon? I can assure you, it's quite painful. The repeated blows with the blunt edge will cause trauma through the stomach area, as I attempt to cut your skin. Once I do, I'll have to bash my way through the initial muscle layer, before starting to spoon out the softer meat within. Then, once the hole is large enough, I'll simply remove a number of your organs. In all this time, I'll have given you a drug that makes your pulse beat slowly, and your blood dry more quickly. This will prevent you from bleeding to death before I'm done.
Kami could feel Hope slowing down, but itwasn't enough. Then again, he could also feel the corruption devouring his body. He reached up, as he tried one more time..... but it wasn't working. He reached for some source of power within himself, but there was nothing there. Heh. If he'd been a Hero, maybe he'd have done this. Perhaps he'd made a mistake deciding to be a God. Then again, maybe, he never decided what he was, after all.
Jake Melbourne held up the city, his body borning. Up there, was his little sister, who he'd left behind. The job he'd hated, the boss he'd wanted to kill. Up there was the house he'd lived in, the hospital where he'd been born. Up there was the bank he'd destroyed, thinking himself a God, and up there were all the friends he'd forgotten about. He'd become a God to flee that life. But he'd never been able to let it die. Perhaps..... perhaps it hadn't been that bad after all. Jake smiled, as his arm was ripped from the shoulder, the city approaching.
Jake was crying. Suitable. A nerd would cry at his death, rushing at him so certainly. He'd always been a bit of a crybaby. He'd always thought his destiny would be something big. A God, or president. He wanted to be someone important. But, in the end, he'd just destroyed everything he'd cared about. He'd left behind what he'd been looking for, in search of fame. Typical, Kami thought, as his body was reduced to simply a floaing torso. You know, he thought, if he was going to die here and now....... then at least he'd want to meet Catwoman.
Then, Kami was no more.
KingOfKings said
xD robot!


Shut up! It's a golem! They're COMPLETELY different!
Thedreadpirate said
In my defense, I would do this if I were being eat IRL too, even if it was by a half-Illiterate, Hulk-like Figure (not that James is, it just adds more emphasis to the statement to say it like that)ahem:"HUNGRY....""I know you're hungry, but you can't just eat me raw""TAKING TOO LONG....""You're the one who kept me in a freezer for 4 days, now I have to thaw""THEN GRAAK EAT?""No, we've been over this, after that you lightly season me with spices, Mash some potatoes, and put me and then potatoes in an oven, and wait a few hours for me to be cooked both inside and out, make sure you take the potatoes out before though, otherwise they'll burn, then you take me out and wait another hour for me to cool, then you pour some wine and put out some fruit, put me and the potatoes on the table, drizzle some sauce over me, THEN you eat me""MAYBE GRAAK FIND LESS OBNOXIOUS MEAL......""Well if you do, put me back in the freezer or let me go, otherwise I'll go bad, you don't want that"


You know, I doubt even James has ever had a corpse talk back to him before.....
supertinyking said
I am close to going to jail for assault because there is a guy...no make that 3.....I am just pissed typing this. Some punk ass fools that abuse their wives. Let me put a link.


That's fake. Just saying, but that's about as fake as fake can get.
More like a psychotic maniac with a smug attittude. Think the Joker, with a little bit of Hannibal.
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