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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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Sapphire said
Oh god , what am I getting poor Elysia into, she is waaaaaaaaaaay too naïve.Also I am not letting Aisyle die, sorry but no, he is going to be out of commission for a while but bitch slap him all you want but I am not letting him die, not yet at least.


You were in a pit of lava. I specifically told you not to destroy the coolers. And your GENIUS plan...... was to not only destroy the coolers, but the walls between you and the lava. And while you were at it, you destroyed the oxygen supply as well, just in case the lava didn't kill you. I'm just saying, but you basically committed suicide there.
Sapphire said
She is just that good at kissing...


Let's just say there are a LOT of rumors about the High Priestess of God's Tears.
Well, she can apparently knock someone out by kissing them, if that's much of a clue. Maybe she's like Poison Ivy. Or, perhaps, her power has nothing to do with that. Electricity? Poison magic? Maybe I went full circle and gave her no powers at all!
Sapphire said
(I'm laughing so hard right now!!!)


((I'm such a funny person.))
Sapphire said
Aisyle shouts a string of awful profanities for a few minuets before claming himself down. Then it dawned on him, if he destroyed every thing within range then there would be no more jail cell, the lava wouldn't be a problem because lava was matter just in liquid form, So he could destroy it, and at this point he was so mad that it didn't really matter what happened, he was blinded by his own rage. With a roar he obliterated everything within 20 feet of him, leaving a pillar for him to stand on.Elyisa smiled at the thought of going home, but it was a bittersweet though, for she remembered all that had happened recently. "I really cant thank you enough for helping me." She almost face palmed as she remembered she forgot to tell the man her name "My name is Elysia by the way, sorry I forgot to tell you earlier." she said distractedly while taking in the hauntingly familiar city-scape.


Bright red, honeycombed with streaks of yellow. For a moment, Aisyle is surrounded by a sphere of glowing colors, as the intense heat washes over him, his clothes catchin fire at the sheer waves of heat emanating from the lava all around him. Just an instant, less than the blink of an eye, a moment where time seemed to stand still. Then, pulled inwards by the vacuum created when Aisyle wiped out his own oxygen supply, the lava is pulled forwards, rushing into Aisyle even as his own lungs expand within him. They hit him, the flames devouring him within seconds, his flesh burning, before his brain is reached, and all thoughts give way to blackness. Being in a vacuum could have caused him some serious damage. The good thing was that that was no longer a problem for him. The bad was..... well, lava. In the brain. Not a good thing. However, as his soul begins to dissipate, the narrator walks up and bitch-slaps it for destroying the coolers despite all warnings. What a douche.
As the man leads Ellysia through the streets, he arrives at Ritual Square. This was the home of the God's Tears gang, in the eyes of the public. If you wished to contact God's Tears, this is where you went. It was said that the entrance to their secret church was hidden here, in this square. In a way, the man thought, it was even true. "My name is Johnathan. Glad to meet you." Johnathan could see Wiper, at it's post. He made a simple gesture, and Wiper nodded, before turning back to the vortex. "As you can see, we try and keep an eye on most vortexes, but some move around, making tracking them down quite hard." Johnathan opens up a door to a nondescript house, leading Ellysia inside. "Now, unfortunately, I'm going to have to blindfold you. The entrance to our church is a well-kept secret. There are many who would prefer to abuse Kami's knowledge of portals to control the vortexes."
The door does not answer your question. It's a nice door, ornately carved, decorated with a thin layer of gold. It doesn't look rude at all, just sitting there, surrounded by the polished white of the wall. However, it appears to completely ignore your questioning, not even having the decency to notice you. Perhaps it can't see you? It doesn't have eyes after all. Or ears, for that matter. Then it dawns on you: Doors can't speak! So why the bloody hell are you asking it questions?
Sapphire said
You really love to screw with Aisyle, don't you.... By the way, does the Fear version of Kami also have electrical powers?


Who knows? I'm keeping it a secret.
((Teleporting to the moon would instantly kill you, the near-vacuum ripping your body to shreds))
As Lothian touched Titan.... something was wrong. Instead of disappearing, Lothian found himself still in place, runes on Titan's back glowing up. In the moment of confusion that followed, Titan grabbed Lothian by the neck. The man had tried to use magic on him. Luckily, he was almost completely magic immune due to his anti-magic barrier. Titan held the being - probably a human - in the air, and knew he could break his neck just by squeezing. All that stopped him was the hurried shout from his master.
"No! Don't kill him! You piece of scrap!" Zargo sighed, looking up at the teleporter, as he hurried over. "I'm terribly sorry, sir. However, you must realize he is a combat golem, and is trained for war. I would advise not attempting to do such a thing again." Zargo considered whether this person would pose a threat. While Zargo disliked the idea of killing this stranger, he wasn't inclined to endanger himself. Titan might be immune to magics such as teleportation, but he was not.
I have the feeling I should do something in this rp, because I'm hardly involved, but James really has nothing to do )=
Yeah, I'm waiting for someone else to post. Like you.
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