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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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kishin asura said
Name: tommyknockAge: 109,345looks: appears as a middle-aged man in a tuxedo and a bowler hat. Perhaps his most notable feature is his grin. He almost always has an eerie grin on his face. Even when talkingPowers: Absorption- tommyknock is capable of absorbing people and taking their strongest technique. Though in order to do so he must have touched the target with his left hand three times.Shunpo- a technique he learned from the bleach universe. With this, he can move faster than the eye can follow. He can also create up to eight shadow clone by moving from one place to other places, returning to his starting position and repeating the processDimension blade- a technique he gained in the yuyu hakusho universe, he can essentially wield an energy blade that can cut through anything. Though due to unknown events, he was only able to cut through space and dimensions, as it was rendered useless in battleReflective resonance- tommyknock's greatest defensive technique, by channeling his wavelength in a certain part of his body. Allowing him to send the destructive force of an opponent's attack back at them. Damaging them in his place. This however only works on attacks he's aware of. And even then, it only works against physical attacks such as punches and kicksbio: an artificial being created by najimi, tommyknock has only known the life of an assassin. While he is najimi's most loyal servant, he will usually disobey her if he regards her task as "boring" which he usually doesTheme song:


The only thing here I really have a problem with is his absorption ability. In addition to being unclear for characters without an obvious 'strongest power' such as Bob, it's an effective instakill that can wipe out unsuspecting foes with no chance of survival. You simply have to hit them 3 times with your left hand? That's three taps on the shoulder and instant death, or 3 punches in a fight. While it's a step up from Najimi's costless insta-kill powers, it's still not quite good enough, and if you want to keep that power, you're going to have to make some changes. Large changes. Potentially, I'll have the whole thing removed.

Oh, and, I'm automatically distrustful of anything that claims to 'cut through anything'. I'm fine with having a dimension blade thingy, I myself had one with Tsukune, but I would like you to watch out with the subtext on that one. Having a weapon that cuts through anything, including dimensions and space, is straight-out overpowered.
Genocide didn't smile, and he didn't jeer. There was hardly any emotion in his voice as he spoke besides... disdain. "I truly do wish it was. Inevitable, that is. But no, while destruction is inevitable, creation is always it's equal. Such is the nature of Balance. Simply look at those that have gathered here. Even as I struck out to perform destruction, you, the forces of creation, step out of the shadows to equal me. The weak are granted power, the old return to the battlefield, even the evil and malicious leave those roles to enforce the rules of balance." He then shrugs, as he stands up. "I have no doubt that if I were to face you, in the end, I would lose. I cannot yet predict what would be the source of my loss, but Balance requires it. Any power necessary to achieve this goal would simply be granted to you. Even I cannot thwart these basic principles, these basic rules of the Multiverse. As such, I have decided to find an alternative solution."

From deep within his suit, he retrieves a small, wooden box. It pules with strange power, which seeps through the room. The table he sets it on seems to shimmer, and partially dissolve, as if it weren't truly there. Opening the box, Genocide reveals a small, blue panel, frayed and burned around the edges, it's glass front scratched. It looks like what used to be a solar panel. "I found this many years ago, stranded in my home universe. in all my years, I never thought to discover it's like, however, I believe this item is the key to a section of the Multiverse that has never yet been seen. Worlds that were normally inaccessible to us." He then shrugs. "It was then that I realized that this artifact is the one thing that falls outside Balance. While it would undoubtedly fail against those chosen by Creation, I chose to wield it differently. I searched the Multiverse for an ancient hero, no longer Chosen. And I used this artifact on him, to draw him from this world into a new, unexplored realm."

Genocide tosses the artifact at the group, before turning to leave. Even as someone catches it, they can feel this thing leeching their magical energy, or rather... negating it, removing it's existence. It was as if the magic that touched it simply ceased to be, ceased to function as magic would. "Good look finding him. I have no doubt you will succeed, after some time. However, your quest will occupy you for long enough to give me time to prepare. Perhaps, this will be the event that truly tips the Balance, the artifact that allows me to end this endless cycle, and bring about True Destruction."

Scrawled on the front of the object, faintly visible in the glass, is a name. it reads 'Drac'.
The sun was a burning eye, as it arched across the sky. The night was a frozen gaze, as if the stars would expose the secrets hidden within. Sands battered Najimi, as she stood and fought alone in an endless desert. Wading through a sea of corpses, as hands grabbed at her ankles, seeking to drag her beneath the spray, to drown her in the blood that she had spilt, even as new foes charged her. Day after day, she fought, as more and more rose from the sands, wielding blades and magic, inhuman eyes glisteningly empty, like those of a corpse, and yet, the eyes of the dead filled with pain. From the writhing piles of fallen, emerged a single creature, a serpent, formed from the mutilated corpses and weapons that had formed Najimi's unstable footing just moments before.

Rising up into the sky, the creature let out a horrific shriek, the voice of thousands, merged into an inhuman war cry filled with undulated bloodlust. it's iron teeth gnashed, it's eyes of flame staring down, under the gaze of the deformed sun of this prison world. It blocked out the light, and turned the ground to light. It struck, it's tremendous jaw outstretched to swallow her whole, to devour her, and all she had ever been. Najimi's own flames struck out, filling the creature, even as it fell. Like a firework, it lit, flaming bodies clattering to the ground, as Najimi desperately struggled through the fallen, through the hands grabbing for her throat, into her mouth, as they tore at her, held her, burning, desperate, screaming all the way.

Minutes passed. Breath was running out. With a bright explosion, Najimi broke to the surface, gasping for air, shaking off the clutching fingers of the damned. And, as she looked up, once more, there were more men. More figures, climbing out of the depths of the desert, their faces rigid, their eyes hollow. Once more, she would tear them down, she would burn them, slice them, watch them strangle. For a week, she had stood here, as they had assaulted her, as the very world she stood in had tried to end her life. And yet, she had not yet fallen.

Hundreds at a time now, they came. More than ever before. An army that raised the sands from their beds, as great typhoons twisted towards her, malignant grins etched onto spectral faces, visible within the storm. Lightning struck down from the sky, and she deflected it back, laughter echoing like thunder. The ground shook, as great fires rose from endless chasms. And once more, death tried to take her.

And all this time, from high above, the flaming eye watched it all.
Sorry for crap posting rates, guys! Will be updating on Omegans, including Cosmos.

Coming soon: What happened to najimi? What did Mia do? What is Genocide's plan? How is Cosmos planning on screwing over the Dark One?

Next time, on Hell's Coffee Lounge!
((sorry esspecially for this massively slow reply. Also, this reply is not in the order of posting, it's in the order of what I find convenient to reply to first, so as to prevent things from getting silly.))

As Mithias spoke, time seemed to slow down. Bob looked down on the orb in a way that could almost be described as... awe. Her hair moved in serpentine grace, strands hovering towards the bright surface, but hesitating, as if it were a ball of flame. A slow smile rose over her face, and this slight silence only prolonged as the rest of the room slowed to a practical stop. "Oooooh..... you have no idea what you offer. You are foolish, and naive, and perhaps that is why you wield what I could never wield. No, child, this is not mine, and it does not come from me. It comes from the same place as me, certainly, it is a child of the Chaos Realms, where all emotional energy is gathered. However, it would seem it has already chosen who will wield it, and an appropriate bearer it is indeed." Slight sparks can be felt arcing between Bob and the orb. And then, you realize that her grasp had not hesitated. It had been retaliated. Each strand quivered, as if incapable of standing the light, pushing against an invisible barrier.

Bob's expression changed instantly, as it always does. Awe turns to mischievous delight, as she spins backwards, her hair returning to the grasp of physics, to an extent. She looks off to the distance, smiling. "Oh, you're going to need to show Lon. She's far better at this whole prophecy thing, she specialises in it, in fact. Although I'd gander this little twist of events might surprise even those who watch the Threads of Fate for a living. Just remember, my dear. Hope cannot exist on it's own, and if faced with pure light, it loses all purpose, and will fade. Only in the deepest darkness can it truly prosper, and only from the blackest chains will it free you, if you free it." With those cryptic words, time resumes it's normal cycle, and, to the rest of the world, Bob had simply teleported once more.

"Now, I'll be keeping Najimi. She violated the rules I just made up, so she's mine! Isn't it sweet? I love owning this place, the perks are amazing." She holds up the Najimi doll, and it seems to sink away into the top of her cane, as if it were a tar pit, and she were a helpless kitten being cruelly tortured. In fact, for some reason, the image of kittens and tar is broadcasted to everyone's brains directly. It takes a moment for everyone to figure out Bob is fucking with them. "However, I believe you people have an appointment, and I would HATE to keep you waiting for my sake." She strolls away, the tables, pillars, and floor flowing aside to make way for her, as the party, even those that don't move by themselves, find themselves not far behind. As she passes Kevin, however, her cane whips up to hit the back of his glass, as he finds the contents spilling not only down his throat, but all over his face.

With a series of agonising screams, Kevin crashes to the floor, clutching his face and chest. it burned hotter than liquid fire, and froze his heart in place. Pure agony wrecked him, driving him into spasms of anguish, his mind blank, his face contorted. For several seconds, he simply writhes, his conscious mind incapable of coping with the liquid pain that he was being subjected to. After a little, however, the agony subsided to the level of mere torture, and he found himself once more in control of his frantic mind, even as he could sense his skin being lacerated with cuts.

Bob simply giggles. "Why does EVERYONE fall for that? It will never stop being funny!"

Matters soon turn more serious, however, as she arrives at her destination. A large black glass table stands, adorned with any number of exotic foods from all over the multiverse, gathered here by the Lord of Curiosity. From the ancient wine of forgotten civilisations, to the life-blood of ancient Gods, to the roasted hearts of interstellar dragons kept beating by necromantic power. Many of these would be worth fortunes for their rarity alone, and it was not to be doubted that Bob had received some form of payment for the display. What this payment had consisted of, however, would remain a mystery, thankfully.

On one end of the table, impatiently bending back and forth a large steel bar, sat Toguro. His black skin shone like marble, a man made from onyx, his features highlighted by streaks of dark blue in the stone-like material. His eyes were easily the most noticeable part of his mostly monotone body, however, as they burned with a bright purple energy, occasional lightning-like bolts of energy crackling over his 'skin'. It seemed nearly impossible that the glass chair he had been provided with could hold his weight, as he stood almost a meter higher than human standards, As the party approached, his eyes turned to them, his smile unreadable. However, his eyes seemed to hold some form of challenge, an invitation without words.

On the other end of the table sat Bob, or at the very least an imitation of suck. Although every detail had, indeed, been copied physically, it lacked Bob's sheer aura. It was an imperfect copy, an emotionless being that stared at the group as they arrived. While most certainly most would have simply thought it was another one of Bob's tricks, those that had seen it in action would be well aware that this was 5, simply taking another form, mimicking another being. In fact, even as the party arrived, a wave seemed to wash over it's body, replacing it's feminine features and extravagant outfit with angular, insectoid carapace. However, although it seemed to mimic Bug in every way, some details seemed to have changed. 5 wore a long white lab coat, stained with a mysterious black liquid. It's form seemed slightly different, smaller, of a different hue. And in it's hands, lying on the table, was a single black, nondescript suitcase.

Most ominous of all, however, was the figure sitting in the centre of the formation. Far from as impressive-looking as the other two, Genocide was a short man. He had dark brown hair, medium length, with shoots of grey showing his age. While not a beard, he sported a stubble on his chin that indicated he hadn't shaved in a while. he wore a grey suit of fairly standard make, like what one might see on a cubicle employee, as well as a bright pink tie, with a pattern of blue elephants running across it. The most surprising aspect were the large, cuddly-looking bear slippers he was wearing, faintly visible through the tinted glass. To say the least, he was not a very impressive-looking foe. And yet, what made up for it was the eyes. His eyes were grey, but not the grey of storms, or the grey of metal. It was not an empty grey, nor was it a faded grey. It was a grey that seemed to radiate, that seemed to leap from his eyes and burn what it beheld. His gaze was not appropriate of a man wearing slippers of any description, and as he looked up, it was as if a wall of sheer mental force slammed into the group.

Smiling, Genocide leaned forward. "I've heard a lot about you. I'm so glad we can finally meet. I always like to know employees personally."

((Notice: This post was done on a time limit. I'm planning additions for Mia, as well as an update on what happens to Najimi. However, I don't have the time to put that in right now, sorry. They will come tomorrow morning!))
Wraithblade6 said
I have to say that SE one is the best.


SE one?
Akihisa Yoshii said



Nobody can face me!

Badass cutesy amv? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Feel my AMV wrath.

"Oh, of course, all of you are welcome. Poor fellow had no idea there would be so many of you." Bob smiles at Kevin and Creed, both of whom received a drink of their own. The brew radiated a soft blue light, and the slight sound of distant screams could be heard as it sloshed around in the cup. Looking carefully revealed that the colourless liquid held strange distortions, faces, swirling around with the current, small specks of light, and merely looking at it seemed to in some way convey pain, as if the agony of hundreds had been gathered in this simple drink. Surprisingly, liquid suffering smelled like pie, which was disorienting to say the least. "You're welcome to stay as long as you want, feel free to play a couple of games. Tell me if you think of something you really want, those souls of yours look delicious. I'm sure there's some crafty demon who could fetch whatever your heart desires in the room."

As Mithias came forward, and knelt down, Bob practically beamed. Her face quite literally started glowing, waves of light flowing down her hair, as the floor turned to glass. Far below, an infinite sea of still water could be seen, as the entire style of the Lounge changed, glass pillars emerging from the roof, which was similarly formed from glass. A light rain hit the roof, the faint pattering of which could be heard throughout, Three suns shone brightly from far above, although somehow the illumination and shadows seemed not to shift for this new source of light, as if the world beyond the glass was completely separated from the room the party was in.

"You're such a dear, I swear. Oh, don't worry, I don't hold a grudge, but it's been far too long since someone apologized to me." With those words,a second head sprouted from her shoulders, giving a pointed look to Bug. She quite literally stared daggers, as he found a pair of them growing from his chest, as if they were plants. However, this second head soon melted into colourless sludge that fused with the floor, resulting in a chair for Bob to sit down in. "While I would love to have you clean the Theatre, I think I've tortured you enough for today. But you seem to have found yourself a Shard there. A physical manifestation of emotion. Those are quite the rarity, and non-sentient ones are normally limited to the Chaos Realm. How did you get that?"

Before Mithias could answer, Najimi and Asura spoke. However, before Najimi could even finish her sentence, Bob held up a single finger. She tried to speak, but found she no longer had a mouth, her lips had been fused together. Slowly, Bob's finger waved from side to side. "Uh oh. What a bad girl you are, aren't you? You just broke the rules, and that makes you mine." And as if her words were law, the ground opened up under Najimi. She fell through stormy skies, surrounded by thunder and lightning, the clouds rushing past her, as she plummeted towards a tumultuous ocean. Flight failed her, like a bird with broken wings, as her magic scraped to halt the grasping hand of gravity. The waters deep below swirled, a massive twisting cyclone reaching up towards her, a pillar of swirling water rushing upwards.

Metallic fingernails closed around her as the water struck, the water slipping in between immense fingers. Arcane knowledge and power seemed pointless, it was as if her formidable strength had been torn from her. She stood here, in darkness, before, finally, the great hand that held her opened. Her feet were knee-high in sand, a desert stretching as far as the eye could see, hundreds of eyes burning in the night sky, staring down at her as she attempted to pull herself free. Around her, she could see hundreds, children and men, clawing at the sand at their feet, ripping off their legs and dragging themselves forward by broken fingernails. Screaming, and shouting their thirst, in the perfect silence of death.

And as Bob looked on, once more, she fell into a further layer of darkness.

Najimi's body fell forward, face first onto the floor, even as the wave of serpentine hair receded. Breath was taken from her, and her soul could not be seen, as, to all appearances, she had been killed. Bob held out a hand, and clasped it tightly shut. When she opened it once more, a small doll could be seen in her hand, attached to a small metal ring. With almost meticulous care, she hung the miniature najimi on her left sleeve, where she remained unmoving. For a moment, the slight muffled screams of Najimi's soul could be heard, before she was completely silenced. "In my house, nobody uses their powers on another, except me. Those are the rules, plain and simple. God, Demon, or Conceptual Being, all obey my rules in my house."

She then turned to Teo, her face seeming far younger. "Don't worry, mr. Teo! Our drinks don't contain aaaaaaany alcohol."
kishin asura said
All I can say is wtf


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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