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    1. thewizardguy 12 yrs ago

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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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Tyki said
"hello, can i get you something sir?" the merchant asks, a freindly smile on his face


"Of course. Do you have a Seraph-Steel 9mm Godslayer Bullet? While they're quite rare, I've heard you are a dealer of rare items, and I hope to be able to attain one such bullet here, if not multiple."
Tyki said
((like a lesser version of black blood accept using skin instead of blood... also, he's a traveling merchant... i'll let you fix the post...))


((just assume he approaches his stall, or caravan, or magically teleporting house or whatever.))
FoxFireOfDawn said
Me: Nope. I escape when I wanna. Don't order me around. *I stay there, just looking at him*


*Bob sighs, and shakes his head*
Bob: Boring. Again. Not a dashing plan, not even really a heroic retort. I'm getting the feeling that if I slaughtered your entire family in front of you, you wouldn't care.
*Suddenly, Bob brightens, as he has another idea*
Bob: Say, which of your sisters do you like the most?
Alright, let the Games commence. Also, I may PM wizardgirl about my plans for the future, so that she is aware.
Tyki said
depends on how you do it (i also decided to give him a hierro to up the bad ass factor :P)


a hierro? But yeah, I'm getting this started.

*Jack moved through the streets, before seeing his namesake's store. Smiling to himself, he stepped inside, not even making a pretense to browse the goods, as he made straight for the owner*
Excuse me. You must be Jack, if I'm not mistaken.
Tyki said
it probably still wouldn't work unless he were to really try to make jack fight him...


Would killing your Jack (or at least blowing him to little pieces) get him to fight?
FoxFireOfDawn said
Me: ...Okay...That's cool, I guess...*I sigh*


*Bob takes your hand, smiling, as he leads you through the corridors of his palace, up to the cieling, where he hangs you upside down from a bar and dimensionally locks you*
Bob: There. Now escape.
Crow. Do something. Nothing interesting will happen if you don't seek it out. Make a character that really likes fighting, or who needs to be reassured, or who has some important role in the fort. Be SOMEONE.
supertinyking said
((Towould explain you dying on steam, making me have a heart attack.))


You're shocked WAY too easily. I was just surprised you guys are on at all.
FoxFireOfDawn said
That's why I wanna continue x3


Young Bob: Very well. And yes, I have the ability to break the fourth wall. It's one of my more obscure abilities.
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