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    1. thewizardguy 12 yrs ago

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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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CreedTheChimera said
"I actually kind of can't die for some reason." I say, before shooting myself in the head. Seconds later I jump up and throw my arms out, as if I'd just done a neat trick.


That's fantastic, dear.
Zoe Beringer said
Writhing in the blue binds, Zoe's appendages revert back to their normal shape as the two extra withdraw into her ribs as the black liquid of her eyes pool back in her pupils. "I have already claimed this soul. You will find it most difficult to extract it now." Sitting awkwardly in the chair, Zoe almost looked back to her original form except for the freakish hue of her skin.


Bob smiles, as he snaps his fingers. When he does so, you feel something rip into you, like a knife buried into your flesh, although you can't see anything. "Honey, you're new, so I'll go easy on you. But you really should learn who you can fight, and who you can't. You'd better discuss it with your mortal enemies here before you try something like that again." Smiling, Bob claps his hands, and everyone's standing. "Now, I'll be leaving for a moment to let you guys mull it over. Also, it's tea time, and I got in a fresh shipment of souls. Toodles!" Bob smiles, before disappearing.
supertinyking said
Drac looks annoyed. "I am already dead, so dying will be pretty damn hard." He says.


Indeed, indeed. You're completely immortal. Now, we're looking for weapons capable of killing Dark. However, this place contains some other nasty stuff, and is guarded by a rather grumpy old green fellow. And it's not Yoda. I know what you're thinking......" Bob eyes everyone.
Krein said
Nah, it's cool. I was half asleep when I posted and I thought WizardGirl was saying abortions were a joke with no context, till I realized it was a joke from another post.


Aaaaaah. Sorry. Shouldn't have raised such a delicate matter.
supertinyking said
.....I am up for one.


And the second! I knew this place would have a fantastic supply of suicidal fools!
CreedTheChimera said
"Sounds fun!" I say, seeming unaffected by possible death.


"Well then, we have our first volunteer!" Bob exclaims, smiling brightly.
NoahFire said
Noah doesnt go away and basicly fallows Bob around with a stupid grin on her face "Fallowing....fallowing.....faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallowing..." She says


That's the spirit!
*Bob gives you another cookie, and portals a leash onto you*
Nobody was interested in the wizard thing?
supertinyking said
Drac summons a bunch of chairs, binds Zo to one using ghostly blue hands and sets noah and ven's person on chairs. He then sits on one himself.


Thank you. Unfortunately, I've forgotten the speech. As such, who's up for adventure?
CreedTheChimera said
I teleport in and wave to Bob. "Yo!"


"Ah, Creed! Great timing! I'm organising a highly deadly raid on an ancient archive of dangerous magical artifacts which will most likely result in everyone's death. You in?"
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