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Just a random guy, doing random things.
Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge
Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.
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Johnathan is a badass. Just sayin'.
They're awesome. But yeah, here's some more.
Captain Awesome is a powerful super who decided to be a hero. He picked up the cape at age 23, and met up with the other supers in his city. Forming Team Awesome, they fought the crime in their city, becoming a beacon of hope. Unfortunately, they were protecting the one city where nothing ever happened. As such, when the native group of supers from Hope is suddenly dragged into mysterious portals and never heard from again, Team Awesome is transported to Hope, where they have now taken over in the act of doing good and saving people, all the while chewing the scenery.
Captain Awesome
Young man of high power, definitely the most dangerous member of Team Awesome in a fight. Not very bright, a bit of a daredevil with a cheerful personality. His powers are hereditary, as he is half alien, and the mix made his DNA go *Vloop!* and gave him super powers. He can move faster than the speed of sound, and is both tougher and stronger than the average human. He also wears a suit stitched with diamond threads, which allows him to take some heavy hits without dying. His punchline is "Like a hyperactive bullet to the rescue", and he enjoys sports, although he's been banned from them due to his abilities.
Monkey Brain
A giant gorilla was mind-controlled by a sentient alien goo, which needed a host. This gorilla became Monkey Brain, a genius capable of building a variety of supertechnology, including Captain Awesome's suit. Monkey Brain has a cybernetic right arm capable of punching through solid steel, and includes a plasma cannon. Furthermore, through advanced superlearning, Monkey Brain has become capable of all styles of martial arts which can be performed by an artificially enhanced gorilla. He's famous for fighting alien ninjas while falling of a plane. People say this moment was so awesome, even Galactus popped by to watch.
Sphinx
The only female member of Team Awesome, Sphinx, of course, wears skin-tight spandex, as all female superheroes do. Sphinx is capable of calling upon the ancient god Ra to project sunlight and perform miracles, as she is his last remaining priest, and she wields the ancient Scepter Of Ra, which vastly amplifies her powers. While her magic is relatively freeform, her powers include controlling mummies, making statues come to life, summoning the Plagues of Egypt, creating mirrages, and other magics, all of which drain her energy supply.
Captain Awesome is a powerful super who decided to be a hero. He picked up the cape at age 23, and met up with the other supers in his city. Forming Team Awesome, they fought the crime in their city, becoming a beacon of hope. Unfortunately, they were protecting the one city where nothing ever happened. As such, when the native group of supers from Hope is suddenly dragged into mysterious portals and never heard from again, Team Awesome is transported to Hope, where they have now taken over in the act of doing good and saving people, all the while chewing the scenery.
Captain Awesome
Young man of high power, definitely the most dangerous member of Team Awesome in a fight. Not very bright, a bit of a daredevil with a cheerful personality. His powers are hereditary, as he is half alien, and the mix made his DNA go *Vloop!* and gave him super powers. He can move faster than the speed of sound, and is both tougher and stronger than the average human. He also wears a suit stitched with diamond threads, which allows him to take some heavy hits without dying. His punchline is "Like a hyperactive bullet to the rescue", and he enjoys sports, although he's been banned from them due to his abilities.
Monkey Brain
A giant gorilla was mind-controlled by a sentient alien goo, which needed a host. This gorilla became Monkey Brain, a genius capable of building a variety of supertechnology, including Captain Awesome's suit. Monkey Brain has a cybernetic right arm capable of punching through solid steel, and includes a plasma cannon. Furthermore, through advanced superlearning, Monkey Brain has become capable of all styles of martial arts which can be performed by an artificially enhanced gorilla. He's famous for fighting alien ninjas while falling of a plane. People say this moment was so awesome, even Galactus popped by to watch.
Sphinx
The only female member of Team Awesome, Sphinx, of course, wears skin-tight spandex, as all female superheroes do. Sphinx is capable of calling upon the ancient god Ra to project sunlight and perform miracles, as she is his last remaining priest, and she wields the ancient Scepter Of Ra, which vastly amplifies her powers. While her magic is relatively freeform, her powers include controlling mummies, making statues come to life, summoning the Plagues of Egypt, creating mirrages, and other magics, all of which drain her energy supply.
Johnathan blinked. This was his reaction to the image. Then, he stood his ground, looking Magnus in the eye, calmly. "The weakness of illusion is knowledge. I know of your abilities, they're on your wiki page. A vampire as old as you has no privacy, no secrecy, and no surprise." Then, very calmly, he smiled at the other vampires. "Do you hear this? It appears that the legendary Magnus is backing down from my challenge. My dear Magnus, it appears you aren't that legendary after all." Johnathan looks at you with fake petty, and then turns away once more. "Don't try something like that again, Magnus, or you will be forced to challenge me. And in a fight, I will bring guns. You'll fight with your claws. I hope you like your chances of moving faster than a bullet." The other vampires begin to awkwardly laugh, watching as Magnus is humiliated by Johnathan.
Kami struggled, his life leaving him, as Hope began to move up by itself, just as his body was dissipating. Had he found redemption? He was quite sure that he had at least saved the city he had so carelessly endangered. However, then, he saw quite an odd girl. Was that the supervillainess who had robbed that bank? That seemed like years ago, but the thought that the carnage-woman had, at least, survived, gave Kami hoped. Then he was gone.
((I had to do it))
"Superbeings have super-powered enemies. That car owner cannot have been the enemy seeking to attack us." Jaquel hesitated. The shadowy metal had become more and more active since he had come here, out of Kami's ordening mind-control, and now it swirled around him, making shapes that no doubt illustrated some aspect of his thought process. "A superbeing could have affected that car. We must be cautious. However, I saw no superbeings at the spot until we saw Wiper....." It was impossible to see who he was looking, at, or what his facial expression was, but as Jaquel turned, the liquid metal formed into it's machinegun pistol form, now with an oddly lengthened barrel, and slight decorations, giving it the appearance of a movie prop. Or a super's favorite weapon. "We should continue without hesitation or further problems. Abbadon will fight others, as is Abbadon's nature. I do not doubt he will kick up quite the storm. Then we will meet him, and join his team."
((I had to do it))
"Superbeings have super-powered enemies. That car owner cannot have been the enemy seeking to attack us." Jaquel hesitated. The shadowy metal had become more and more active since he had come here, out of Kami's ordening mind-control, and now it swirled around him, making shapes that no doubt illustrated some aspect of his thought process. "A superbeing could have affected that car. We must be cautious. However, I saw no superbeings at the spot until we saw Wiper....." It was impossible to see who he was looking, at, or what his facial expression was, but as Jaquel turned, the liquid metal formed into it's machinegun pistol form, now with an oddly lengthened barrel, and slight decorations, giving it the appearance of a movie prop. Or a super's favorite weapon. "We should continue without hesitation or further problems. Abbadon will fight others, as is Abbadon's nature. I do not doubt he will kick up quite the storm. Then we will meet him, and join his team."
((Ta ta, metagaming)
Seeing this, Jaquel simply reaches out, the orb dissolving as it approaches his hand. "Yo, demon. You've probably heard of me. The world's only anti-mage. Get out of this fellow's body, or I'm giving you a big ol' hug, 'kay?"
Seeing this, Jaquel simply reaches out, the orb dissolving as it approaches his hand. "Yo, demon. You've probably heard of me. The world's only anti-mage. Get out of this fellow's body, or I'm giving you a big ol' hug, 'kay?"
Big surprises?
Yay for massive posts! Also, introducing new characters.....
Eddi or Kitten. The thread is dying. Post.
Jaquel nods, and a mask of black steel forms over his face, depicting an almost demonic appearance. He flips out his coat, and the outside is once more, black, with the red blood drop that symbolizes Kami. He gestures, and two machine-fed pistols form in his hands, as he stands at the ready,looking every bit the super villain. The mas even distorts his voice, making it sound like it has an echo. "Well then. I believe it is time we found Abbadon. He cannot be hard to find. No matter where he is, he has surely drawn as much attention as we have. Superbeings always do."
With a flash, he moved through the streets, the houses a blur around him. He stops as he arrives at the scene of the crime, an entire area of the city riped to pieces, corpses and wreckage everywhere. "Good God. It looks like this new guy doesn't do subtle."
"It's a warzone. The Power Police are doing everything they can, but we know they can't hold this new meta. No doubt it came from the portals. We simply haven't been paying enough attention to them, or what might lie beyoned them."
"No worries, metaljaw. I'm just hoping it isn't Cthulu." With that, he sets off again, communication made impossible by the sheer speed at which he was moving. Within seconds he could see the heavily armored Power Police going up against the gas masked individual. In half a second, he was next to him, punching the guy to the ground. As whoever it whas disappeared, he was hit by something, and went lying, shouting. "Aagh! You sure don't like surprises, do you?" As an answer, the stranger used more bullets, even a speeding car, but this time he was prepared. Moving aside at supersonic speeds, dodging the projectiles which appeared from thin air, he got to the stranger, and beats him to the ground. "And once more, Captain Awesome saves the day!"
"You really should have waited for backup. If he'd hit you one more time, your suit wouldn't have held."
"Ain't nobody got time for that. Man, I could take him. He ain't that tough. I do think I broke a rib, though."
"Get back to base, you moron, and we'll get you fixed up. One of these days, you're going to kill yourself." With that piece of advise, Captain Aweseome, leader of Team Aweseome, left for the Awesome-Tower. He'd named them all himself of course, to the many groans of his team mates. But it was all in good fun. Another evil plot defeated, some evil monster screwed over, and the city was safe again. In fact, Captain Awesome felt absolutely confident nothing would ever cause this much destruction for years to come, now that they'd put a watch on the portals.
5.000 Death Priests marched through the city, standing before Kami's citadel. The Citadel of Gods. Each sang her name in praise, as the global anthem was recited. This was being broadcasted live throughout the world, and Kami stood on the balcony in her most magnificent dress, woven from gold thread and inlaid with enough jewels to buy Brittain. It shone like a star, but, Kami mused, it was heavy as f*ck. After giving her blessing, she was glad to take it off, and checked to see if her legs hadn't broken. Who knew preparing an invasion would be so much trouble? And Appolyon wasn't being much help, either. She'd expected a reply far sooner, but he was contemplating, which he wasn't supposed to do at all. Kami was briefly amused by the idea of Appolyon's brain overheating and catching fire.
"Alice, dear, get me a cup of coffee, you know what I like." The maid nodded, as she went to get the required coffee, leaving Kami in her room. So many assassination attempts. She'd expected it, of course, but for a month now, she'd been checking everything she touched for poisoned needles. She'd of course given away all her official power after the original takeover, giving it back to puppet governments, as proof of her sentiment of simply binding the world together. But there were always people who were unhappy with her choices. Luckily, most of them worked for her now, and the amount of Metas sent after her gave her a great array of Death Priests. But she so missed Wiper, and her telepathic communication wasn't working in between dimensions. But soon..... Yes, soon the world beyond the portal would be hers. In one fell swoop, she'd strike down at that world, and they would cower down in fear.
With a flash, he moved through the streets, the houses a blur around him. He stops as he arrives at the scene of the crime, an entire area of the city riped to pieces, corpses and wreckage everywhere. "Good God. It looks like this new guy doesn't do subtle."
"It's a warzone. The Power Police are doing everything they can, but we know they can't hold this new meta. No doubt it came from the portals. We simply haven't been paying enough attention to them, or what might lie beyoned them."
"No worries, metaljaw. I'm just hoping it isn't Cthulu." With that, he sets off again, communication made impossible by the sheer speed at which he was moving. Within seconds he could see the heavily armored Power Police going up against the gas masked individual. In half a second, he was next to him, punching the guy to the ground. As whoever it whas disappeared, he was hit by something, and went lying, shouting. "Aagh! You sure don't like surprises, do you?" As an answer, the stranger used more bullets, even a speeding car, but this time he was prepared. Moving aside at supersonic speeds, dodging the projectiles which appeared from thin air, he got to the stranger, and beats him to the ground. "And once more, Captain Awesome saves the day!"
"You really should have waited for backup. If he'd hit you one more time, your suit wouldn't have held."
"Ain't nobody got time for that. Man, I could take him. He ain't that tough. I do think I broke a rib, though."
"Get back to base, you moron, and we'll get you fixed up. One of these days, you're going to kill yourself." With that piece of advise, Captain Aweseome, leader of Team Aweseome, left for the Awesome-Tower. He'd named them all himself of course, to the many groans of his team mates. But it was all in good fun. Another evil plot defeated, some evil monster screwed over, and the city was safe again. In fact, Captain Awesome felt absolutely confident nothing would ever cause this much destruction for years to come, now that they'd put a watch on the portals.
5.000 Death Priests marched through the city, standing before Kami's citadel. The Citadel of Gods. Each sang her name in praise, as the global anthem was recited. This was being broadcasted live throughout the world, and Kami stood on the balcony in her most magnificent dress, woven from gold thread and inlaid with enough jewels to buy Brittain. It shone like a star, but, Kami mused, it was heavy as f*ck. After giving her blessing, she was glad to take it off, and checked to see if her legs hadn't broken. Who knew preparing an invasion would be so much trouble? And Appolyon wasn't being much help, either. She'd expected a reply far sooner, but he was contemplating, which he wasn't supposed to do at all. Kami was briefly amused by the idea of Appolyon's brain overheating and catching fire.
"Alice, dear, get me a cup of coffee, you know what I like." The maid nodded, as she went to get the required coffee, leaving Kami in her room. So many assassination attempts. She'd expected it, of course, but for a month now, she'd been checking everything she touched for poisoned needles. She'd of course given away all her official power after the original takeover, giving it back to puppet governments, as proof of her sentiment of simply binding the world together. But there were always people who were unhappy with her choices. Luckily, most of them worked for her now, and the amount of Metas sent after her gave her a great array of Death Priests. But she so missed Wiper, and her telepathic communication wasn't working in between dimensions. But soon..... Yes, soon the world beyond the portal would be hers. In one fell swoop, she'd strike down at that world, and they would cower down in fear.
CreedTheChimera said
"I wasn't really running away. The mage I was with, the one that covered me in snot, sort of made me run with him." Jericho says. "It's very weird..."
"Of course," Jaquel states, as he side-steps the mage with the sword, and elbows him in the face. While Grima is still reeling, Jaquel hooks Grima's ankle with his foot, and pulls, sending the possessed mage to the floor. Jaquel then finishes the movement by stomping on the man's right wrist, breaking it. Jaquel's iron soles gave him a formidable stomping power, he found. "Now, what to do with this guy?"
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