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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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In Spliced 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Laggia said
of couse RUSSIA! for the glorious VODKA !


lol
Deus smiled, tipping his hat to Beatrice, before holding the contract out to Doom. "Play along, or go sit in the time out corner, tough guy." Deus happily took the opportunity to change Victor's bunny ears to donkey ears, attached to a classical Dunce hat.
In Spliced 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Vec said
guys where do you live :o it like 1 pm where i live xD


I live in either Russia, the Netherlands, or England. I'll give you a multiple-choice on that one.
In Spliced 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Sorry for being a bit absent, I will get back into the story.
The demon screamed, as the spell crashed down upon him. Then, as the water began slashing at his innards once more, the demon found that it burned as if it were holy. He screeched, falling to his knees, blood leaking out from his eyes, ears and mouth. Then, he's covered in flames, and the flames turn red. A wave of fire sweeps over the battlefield, the flames rising high over the demon, before from it he steps. He's covered in black, smoking armor, his helmet covered in horns. His breastplate sports a gaping maw set over his stomach, the teeth made of bone, each guantlet ending in a clawed hand. From his back spread two massive wings. As the demon speaks, the helmet causes it's voice to echo ominously. "It seems I've had to resort to wearing my armor. You should be honored."
Within a flash, the Hell Knight is back on the ledge, and in a single slice, Zelos' leg falls to the ground. He had been hardly more than a blur as he had moved, and he stood now wreathed in demonic fire. The soldiers, who had finished off the other monstrosity, opened fire, their bullets simply bouncing off the seemingly impenetrable armor. The demon breathed out a puff od smoke, all that was left of the water in his insides. "I will admit, you surprised me. I had not expected to find a challenge upon this fallen earth worthy of one such as myself. However, I had underestimated you."
The demon screeched as the bullet hit him, the blessed metal sizzling his flesh. Unlike the other wounds, this one did not close, and black blood leaked down to the ground as the demon turned. "A mere human, challenge me? You will pay for the harm you have visited on me!" The demon screeched, as he jumped towards the new figure, focusing completely on him, flames streaming from his eyes.
In Spliced 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Tsukune walked into the room, still cut up, burnt and fatigued. However, he'd luckily stopped by his room to put on some clothes, which Alexander had inconveniently burned off. He didn't have any spare clothes besides these, and was hoping they wouldn't get burned. He was surprised he hadn't been punished, and neither had Alexander. It seemed that Vlad was allowing the dragon and himself to get away with anything they wished. In fact, he had an odd fixation on Roxy, and she seemed to get punished regardless of what happened, while nobody else got nearly as much. He'd tried to kill a fellow experiment, and stolen a weapon. Alexander had done worse. However, Tsukune decided it would be best not to confront the scientist about it until after dinner.
Sighing, he took a seat, and wordlessly began devouring the food. He was too tired to speak much, and the wounds on his chest hurt like hell. He should probably have gotten those looked at, as they seemed like they'd need to be stitched. Tsukune barely looked up at the introduction of the new arrival, having given up on making friends. It seemed he'd have to take on the role of peace-keeper.
Not going to be joining that...... sorry, but my standard for humor is a little higher than gay jokes and gross-outs.
In Spliced 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Tsukune had been knocked down by the blow of the Dragon's punch. The wind knocked out of him and light headed from blood loss, Tsukune had fallen unconscious, but only shortly. As he woke from feverish nightmares of flames consuming him, he found himself still in the charred room. Looking up, he saw two small red eyes in the vents. The dragon had had the gall to return after stranding Roxy and trying to kill him. With effort, Tsukune stood up, looking at the small dragon in the ducts. "So, have you come back to cease your little temper tantrum, or to see whether I had died of blood loss yet?" Tsukune glared up. He would have reached up and choked the little lizard right then, but he knew Alexander would be gone before he could do anything.
The demon snarled, as it was bashed from one side by rocks, and then growled as the water forced it's way into the demon's mouth. He bit down, removing sight, and thus control. "Water elemental....." The demon casually kicks Johnathan into the cavern wall, before turning towards you and Zelos. Johnathan collides with an odd cracking sound, and then slumps into a small heap. From the shadows George runs forward, his mother chasing after him, as George grabbed a hold of his father's limp body, crying and screaming. Intrigued, once more the demon turned. "Why, they're practically lining up, aren't they?" The demon flashes you a horrifying grin, before reaching down and grabbing Alice in one large clawed hand. Alice kicks and screams to no effect.
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