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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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ForsakenAgain said
I feel bad about my small post sizes


Don't worry about it. I'm incredibly descriptive, but this is free roleplay. You're free to post as much or as little as you wish ^^
NoahFire said
"Okay... thats weird..." Angel says and scratches the back of her head. She pulls her hood up and starts headin out of the town.


You find a fight going on between two orcs, one of which is using two axes, the other of which is relying simply on his heavily armored fists. By the side lies a large axe. While not particularly ornate, you can instantly sense it holds great power, and it seems to almost call for you.
Johnathan felt the vampire attack him. He'd expected his slug to take her down for longer. However, the crucifix would burn her flesh. if it wasn't removed, even blood wouldn't help her regenerate that wound. As the vampire slapped at his sword-hand, he shrugged her off, he hands burning from touching his holy armor. Again as she went for his neck he was able to block it. The girl was a fool to think she could take him while repressing the pain from a slug burnign her constantly. Even vampires have limits. He raised his personal smoker, and covered the female vampire in it. If the pain made her gasp, the Holy Vapour would fill her lungs and burn her up from the inside. No vampire was capable of running then. And it wouldn't be long before this entire area would be filled with Holy Vapour.
Kami rapidly located the hand, using the eyes of the thousands of soldiers located all around the city. Wiper was on scene instantly, retrieved it's hand, and then returned. It would soon be reattached either by one of the many super-scientists, or by a magic-using Death Priest. Kami would have the robot dealt with. it was obviously a problem. However, she doubted it would survive another encounter with Kami.
Can't name the reference )=

Wiper could still get you by portalling in a rocket launcher, firing it point blanc, and disappearing before the blast takes effect. Wiper can move in acid and explosives to deal massive damage, it can block and return any projectiles you fire at it, and is nearly unhittable.
Two vampires. One of them was Magnus. Johnathan smiled under his mask, as the van blared on, moving forward. He locked the wheel, and loaded a slug into the shotgun attached to his right arm. He sped up, slamming the gas, moving full speed at the forest, as he stood up in his seat. He aimed once, unimpeded by the darkness, and shot the lesser vampire with the shotgun, the slug burning on impact, having been engraved with a crucifix. The van crashed into a tree, which was forced down under it's heavy armor and weight. He kicked open the door as the area began filling with Holy Vapour from the smoke machine, rolling out like fog. "Redemption, bitches!" He shouted, charging Magnus, sword in hand. The fool had gotten too close. Forgotten that he was a vampire hunter, not some blind human. He would end this war right now, sever the head of the snake, and scatter the vampires who followed this damned fool.
Wait, you're basing your science on Stargate? Welp.

Alright, I'd forgotten that Wiper was holding you. However, it can teleport. The moment you started changing location, it would have changed with you. However, I'll rack this one up to surprise. Wiper wasn't exactly expecting you to do much fighting back anymore. I'm warning you though, facing Wiper again is a bad idea, based on your skillset. Or go find some way to get a Soul, that'll make you immune (=
Also, how was Wiper's hand removed? Can you cut things with wormholes? Are they sharp? Or did you cut it off some other way? I'm confused as to how that happened....
My characters are usually powerful, but they can be defeated by smart thinking. Allow me to spoil Wiper's power to illustrate why you're screwed when fighting Wiper. Wiper is able to transport non-living matter through teleportation. Usually, Wiper attacks by moving large blocks of stone above someone's head, portalling itself around and hitting you, or portalling in weapons. Now, while Wiper is living matter, it can transport itself because it's it's own body, and it can transport other living beings it touches, but always as a whole, never only partially. This is stopped by the Soul, which runs interference on Wiper's power, and thus Wiper can't simply portal all of the dead skin cells off of you, flaying you instantly. However, as you are a robot, you can be transported away at will. Wiper is already fairly dangerous, but without the protection of a Soul? While you're completely and absolutely immune to Kami (she can, at worst, throw pebbles at you), Wiper is your achilles heel.
Halleluya played through the speakers, as Johnathan's armored van crashed through the the roads. For miles around, vampires would be able to hear the ruckus. But his purpose wasn't to appear stealthily. His purpose was to strike fear into the heart of all that is evil. Under the song of angels, he would vanquish those who had shunned death, servants of the Devil. Eternal youth and inhuman strength, at the cost only of one's soul. This curse had been bestowed upon him, but he had heard God's Word. He could not be saved. Neither could any other vampire. The only Mercy that God would give to those who had given their soul to the Devil was death, and that Mercy was Johnathan's duty, his pride, in delivering. Let others try and speak to them, to try and save them. He would destroy them.
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