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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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CallaLily180 said
I have some 'Senpai noticed me' Pewdiepie.


The link leads to an article on how the phrase was created based on tumblr fame, originating from a dating website called "has senpai noticed me yet".
CallaLily180 said
TheWizard, who are you referring to on you post in the IC


I'm referring to LenKagamine.
catmint said
Ryu looked down at him, at a loss for words. Surely he knew that they would die if they tried to go after the dragon? "Please. Don't do that. You'll only end up dying and then there will be nothing left of your village." Ryu said, brushing away strands of hair from his face. "Look, I know of the dragon. I will go after him." Ryu offered; if these mere children tried to seek revenge, their race would be even more endangered. Ryu couldn't stand the thought of that.


The kid looks up at you, and if glares could kill, you'd be a red puddle on the floor. "I know who you are, miss! My dad told me about you. Don't you go telling me what I can and can't do." The kid gestures, and you see a group of the taller and more fit Kumiho gathering, wielding a variety of weapons, each with the same fire you'd seen in the first child's eyes. "We've got a plan. Just because we're young doesn't mean we're stupid. We'll wait outside the village until they attack. Then, when the Resistance attacks, we'll take out the artillery from behind, and watch as the humans crush them all." The kid speaks with the arrogant confidence of youth, obviously not prepared to listen to your advice.
SomeoneSomewere said
( O.O )Favnir nodded listening. He wasn't sure if he liked this Mother Earth person. Dragons were supposed to be the best. He then nodded to Raphion's thank you, looking at Lurius. He said," well, the resistance is still growing it seems?" He sat down, looking down at Lurius. His tail twitched and he looked around the camp. His body was tensed and ready to begin. He was ready to fight the alliance. Ready to take on the humans that destroyed his kind.


((Actually, the Dragon God Arcos was destroyed in the Dragon War, 1257 years ago (yes I remembered that number) by the Seven Thrones. But meh.))
Lurias almost absentmindedly gestures at you. "We leave in a little while. Go eat a cow or something." Lurias is obviously deep in thought about something, quite probably the mark that had been discovered on Raphion.
jorthon said
Nodded then said "I will be ready for battle. May my knife become dull and my energy low I will fight until the end." He turned to face Favnir then said "Thank you for bringing me here." He then left for the blacksmith's. As he walked he thought about the word the Earth mother told him He knew which friend that she was talking about. from the letter he got. He had know idea who it was that killed him. He pondered about who it might have been but since his friend was friendly with the Alderian Empire nobles there were a lot of people that would want to kill his friend some in this very camp. So he shoved those thought out of his mind as he reached the blacksmith.


As you open the door you're engulfed in a large cloud of smoke and soot, almost instantly covering you in a black layer. Your scent of smell is almost physically assaulted, and for a moment it feels like you're going to suffocate. Then the cloud passes, leaving you with a sore throat, a burnt nose, and a different skin color. You can hear the banging of steel on steel, common to black smith's workplaces, as if the world wanted to assault your hearing as well for good measure. However, through the black fog you can see a massive, heavily muscled orc clad in a leather apron. He's wreathed in an almost demonic red glow from the hot coals, and he barely looks up at you, obviously in the middle of a forging. However, within a moment he places the glowing steel in a trough of water, turning towards you.
As Jaqural approaches, you notice several things. The first is his odd skin color. Unlike most orcs, Jaqural is bright white, contrasting with the soot that's found it's way onto his skin and covers his face. His eyes also are red, the clear signs of an albino. However, you have never heard of such a thing as an albino orc, and the effect is rather terrifying rather than silly-looking. The second thing is that the man instantly punches you in the gut, his fist picking you up and launching you through the doorway you'd just walked through. The heavy-set orc steps out after you in the time it takes you to realize your bones aren't broken, and steps on your chest, the pressure making you once more unsure as to whether all your bones are intact.
As he gets closer, the albino orc's features become clearer, the lack of soot and smoke helping a lot. He has heavy eyebrows, set in a permanent frown, contrasting with the almost playful smirk on his face as he looks down at you. There are the usual scars and signs of battle that no orc would be seen without, and one of his eyes doesn't appear to be working properly. There's a sternness in his features that suggests a harshness of a more psychological nature than what most orcs are used to. Even for an orc, this figure is massive, and you realize he must have ducked to get out of the blacksmith's quarry. "A new recruit, eh? The old ones know not to walk in uninvited. All ya pointy-ears look the same to me!"
The ball of metal shatters, exploding into a thousand pieces, which oddly move in slow motion. In fact, several times you see close-up shots of yourself smashing the ball flashing in front of your eyes, as if this were a Micheal Bay movie. Someone's been abusing the wide-angle lens, though, and some of the shots are rather silly. Bob smiles, as he walks out from the crater where the metal ball was. "Well done! Beautiful! A true action star." He smiles, as his suit turns black, his top hat disappearing. Instead, he's now in quite an elegant italian suit, and he appears to have grown a mustache. "Care for a dance?"
Mtntopview said
Quite a few


Well, I know it's an anime trope, but can you actually name any anime in which that line is literally and unsarcastically stated?
Master Crim said
Okay, thanks for explaining. Also I ment no offense I just have a thing about hidden character sheets. I have had some bad experiences with people that do that and then their character is like an ever growing entity of power.I have a busy day today so hopefully I can get a post in tonight.


Meh. Powergamers will be powergamers. I like having powerful characters, but they can be defeated through tactics.
Mtntopview said
That's an anime reference


What anime?
Mtntopview said
Um wut? I quoted Pewdiepie?


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