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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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You guys underestimate my games so greatly. Wow. I was thinking it might be too easy, especially if you know something about philosophy, but apparently this is not so.
Mtntopview said
"Primus is the embodiment of all that is good" Optimus said, stating an obvious truth. "Now release them" he said.


Bob smiles. "Primus is your God, isn't he? Good is a concept created by the mind. Some believe religion is 'good'. Two countries can go to war, and both will believe they are 'good'. What is good and what is evil is not an objective truth, it is an idea in your head." Bob holds up one hand, which glows bright red. "One down." A nameless Autobot Titan's cube of steel seems to shrink in on itself with a horrible shrieking as the Autobot within is condensed to the size of a can of beans. "Try again."
Bob looked down at the robot before him. A big chunk of metal, powered by sparks and circuits. However, like all life, it had a 'soul'. An artificial, mechanical soul, created by a God, or some other powerful entity, but it was fully a living being. To make a distinction would be foolish. "For each strike you aim my way, one of them will die. That is the first rule of the Game we have engaged in. You will try and name a truth, something that is absolutely true, and couldn't possibly false. If I prove that your belief is false, or that you can't be sure that it's true, one of your friends will die. If I cannot, then you and your friends are free to go.
Dang. Crappy timing.
Kami looks down at this girl, feeling the waves of power emanating from her. What a cocky little brat. He would have to slaughter her, as a matter of policy if nothing else. However, he knew that if he were to fight her here, undoubtedly some of his master's beloved playtoys would be damaged. While he himself couldn't care less, Bob would be most upset, and thus he would prefer to perform her excecution somewhere else.
"Killing you here would be an inconvenience to me. Rift? Move us to the Graveyard." As Kami spoke, knowing that Rift had been monitoring his every move, purple energy erupted from a point in between Kami and the girl. It grew rapidly, enveloping both sides, and as it cleared they stood on what had been known as Aras Tul, a world that had served as the battleground between Bob and the alternate Matthijs known as 'satan'.
The barren wasteland was covered in the corpses of the shapeshifters that had once worshipped Bob as a God, as well as the many armies Matthijs had called upon. The foul stench of death filled the air, making breathing nearly impossible, and the very floor was composed of corpses in various states of decay. Black magic had killed this world's sun, and had Kami been a human, the cold would have killed him nearly instantly. This was the Graveyard, a place of such vile decay that Kami had made it his excecution grounds, a fitting place for a dog to be buried, among nameless rabble, soon forgotten.
"Welcome, girl, to your future. Now, shall we fight?" Kami glows up, the atoms around him crackling, their power leaking out in a massive aura of glowing power. Simply being near Kami would give most humans radiation poisoning.
Indeed it is. A keen observation.
Kami smiles, raising an eyeborw. "You would stand up to my power with little of your own?" He looks down at the fool before him. He had killed many dogs, but this one stood out as a particular idiot. Few would goad him after seeing his power, especially if they know they cannot defeat him. "Tell me, girl. You are stubborn, as I can see. Do you have friends? If you died now, would you like your friends to know you died because you could not stand to bow down?" Kami stands, glowing with power, properly annoyed by the attittude of this lowly worm. "Kneel or die. It is your choice."
Bob holds out his two hands, as every Autobot besides Optimus is instantly covered in a massive block of steel, encased perfectly. Each had their name branded into the steel, glowing brightly from the heat. "Interesting. However, if I were to crush you this would be over far too quickly." Bob seems to think for a moment, once more a theater, for he has planned the following game for ages. "How about we play a little game? And if you win, Megatron gets nothing."
Kami looks at the rock, unimpressed. She was pretty strong, that he could see. However, he would not have his power questioned. An ant should not question the boot above it, and neither should a dog question it's master. With a smug smile, Kami holds out a single arm, pointing it to the right, away from the girl. "Allow me to show you true power, you ignorant fool. Nuclear Leavel: 1"
A single oxygen atom, split open. Kami felt the atomic force bursting loose, as he directed the wave of light towards his right side, tearing through the forest like a focused beam of nuclear power. After the flash, the shockwave crashes through the entire forest, also channeled, as the burnt remanants of the trees are shattered by the shockwave. After this commotion has ended, there is no longer a forest, to Kami's right. There is simply a wasteland, almost a square kilometer in size. Kami could have performed a far more impressive attack, but then he would no doubt have killed the girl.
I'm on. Is anyone else on?
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