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    1. thewizardguy 13 yrs ago

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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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Angel said
..... go away......


*Sharon smiles, as she walks up*
Sharon: now now, honey. Not so quick
*You're grabbed by two prostitutes, who hold you down, as he approaches*
Yay! I'll probably have to wait until tomorrow before posting IC, though.
ShadowVentus said
Yeah, I...think I'll stay away from Jake...*shivers* That guy creeps me out...


For good reason. He's pretty much an unstoppable raping machine. Although there is a way to kill him, none of you have figured it out, so nobody can really stop him.
Angel said
No! *i cut my hair and telport away then run away*


*This time, Jake doesn't follow. However, on the other side, you find Sharon waiting for you*
Sharon: Hello, honey. I don't think we've met yet. My name is Sharon.
kishin asura said
Theta-d: *portals after Jake while shapeshifting into Miranda* *thinking* I hope that dna sample worked. God knows how old it was...


*jake turns, and smiles, as he grabs Theta*
Jake: Miranda! There you are! I love you Miranda!
ShadowVentus said
Woah...thanks for the heads-up! Think I'll watch the action from here-on out. Unless, that is, someone needs my help...


Well, I unleashed Jake, so they're all pretty screwed. Darth Erroneous killed Hyde, though.
supertinyking said
The slap passes though Drac thanks to him portaling the slap. Drac then punches Jake in the stomach with holy energy.(In another universe.)"Hehehehe...now all I need to do is put the laser cry-" Insanity starts saying before the slap causes him to explode.


*You find you can't portal the slap for some reason, as Jake does not entirely exist, and as you punch him, Jake doesn't even flinch. He mostly ignores you*
kishin asura said
*a mannequin-like figure with long hair reaching the floor portals next to Jake* ???: *in jackman's voice* sorry Jake, but I'm doubling the price. ((Bringing out theta-d))


CreedTheChimera said
...THE HEEEEEELLLL IS WITH THE FUCKING UNICORNS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


I believe Mahz got drunk while watching MLP, and then decided to work on the site.
kishin asura said
*a mannequin-like figure with long hair reaching the floor portals next to Jake* ???: *in jackman's voice* sorry Jake, but I'm doubling the price. ((Bringing out theta-d))


*Jake JUST portalled away*
Angel said
Nope! *teleports away*


*Jake portals after you, grabbing you by your hair*
Jake: Don't run from me Miranda! I don't want to hurt you! Just stay still. You'll do that for me, right, Miranda? Because you love me?
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