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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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Jack sat lazily in his chair, listening to the idiotic commanders below discussing their suicide plan. He had, of course, hacked into their communications network with ease, and the sheer stupidity of this bunch of bafoons was staggering. Truly, it was a good thing that these people were soldiers, because the world would be better off if their genes remained outside of the gene pool. In fact, this entire mission was evolution in action: Death of the Stupidest. He himself transmitted his voice to each of them, believing they might want some guidance. "My friends, Gabriel is there. Anyone who goes will die." Jack pressed another few buttons, and a horrible grating could be heard. "Instead, how about we deal with the problem more efficiently?"
Terebithia's front armor plates slowly slid out of place, powered by massive cogs, as the missile launchers poked their barrels out of the holes. The two turrets were Missile 01 and Missile 02, practically named. Each had eighteen barrels, each containing a rocket, and contained a complex AI to calculate the distance and accuracy of each missile. Jack set in work a pre-programmed function that made the two AI's work together, forming an image of the area designated and spreading out missile impact points so as to cause blanket carnage. In the blink of an eye the two were done, and 36 missile were launched to the area around the brunign wreck of the helicopter, blanket bombing the entire area and almost assuredly wiping out any vampire there.
"My dear fellows, there is a massive floating fortress hovering above your heads, and not a single one of you thought to use it?" Jack sighed, it was typical of these military men to not realize just how great a force science was on the battlefields. "Gabriel will have survived the blast, some of the Oldbloods will have as well. Your men will establish a perimeter and secure the area. Rhyss Blackblade shall form himself with the Shadowstrike team as they enter hostile territory. Rhyss, move to the position that has been sent to your phone, I will soon send my men to join you." With this, Jack called for his team. While his face and voice were still bored, his heart was beating with excitement at the chance of finally capturing the legendary Gabriel.
Mtntopview said
Yeah, kinda setting yourself up as a villain their, Megs.I think he added them for the fuck of it. Primus is a little bit weird.


I will now refer to Megatron as Megs. That nickname is beautiful. Imagine how pissed he'd be if everyone called him Megs XD
Mia looked at Inigo and smiled. "Daddy told me about you." suddenly, Inigo is aware of tiny black threads in the air all around him, like spiderwebs, barely visible to the bare eye, glistening in the light. Mia cocks her head. "I could kill you right now...... but that wouldn't be fun, now would it?" Inigo is struck from behind by an Assistant, who attempts to pump him full of paralyzing poison. Ignoring the former threat, Mia moves towards Kaika.
"Hello. You annoyed me." Mia holds out both hands, and Black Blood starts leaking from all over her body, pooling on the ground and seeming to evaporate into the air as thousands of spiderwebs made of Black Blood rise up from the ground. "My daddy has some pride. He's the God-Killer, and I'm very proud of my daddy. So you really shouldn't tell him what's going to happen now." Mia smiled, as her soul starts resonating with her own captured souls, and she prepares for battle, her eyes glowing green. "Because I'm much more dangerous than daddy."
As Mia spoke she unleashed the full force of her insanity, shared directly with Weiss. A lifetime of pain and suffering, trained to hurt other humans for fun. A sadism she was hunted for, a world that hated her. In this entire world there was only one thing Mia really cared for, only one thing that was worth her compassion and unconditional love, and that was the father that had protected her with his life. Weiss finds herself filled both with unspeakable hatred and an off, twisted love, a sadistic glee, a twisted mindset that all too well fits her own, simply a bit broken. Mia had released control of the Black Blood inside of Weiss, and Weiss's own, insane soul was now fully in control of the Black Blood inside of her. Thus, she was reborn as Dark Weiss.
Necrosis said
Fixed!


Physically speaking the male build is superior. For the practical purpose of bearing heavy weights and combat, males are simply more suited. As the Transformers were originally created to fight Unicron, a Male form makes sense.
Weiss Schnee said
Elsa is around if anyone wants to interact.Also anyway to save Weiss?


I could have Bob chat with Else. No blasting, I swear, just a chat.

And Weiss could be saved, but it'd be hard. Just getting all that Black Blood out of her would be a lot of work, and she no longer has muscles or a heart. Those would all have to be healed or replaced somehow.
Mtntopview said
Actually, as i said, Optimus is the reincarnation of himself, and Megatron was a sort of copycat Megatronus. However, Optimus wasn't THE most important prime, I would say Prima and Megatronus were.But yeah, they kinda are. Which is why I hate Micheal Bay. OPTIMUS IS NOT A MURDERER!


Also, why are there female cybertronians. They don't have genitalia, as such, so what's the real difference? Did Primus just kind of feel like imitating humans? That's kind of random, don't you think?

And the person that holds the team together is always the most important. Without Optimus, they all would have fallen. Each of them was expendable, but wthout Optimus they would have been nothing.

And you'd think people would stop following Megatron when they discovered his idol is the most hated person in all of Cybertron history. It's like calling yourself Hitler Jr. and expecting people to like you.
Stein fell to his knees, tired to the bone. That blow should have killed the meddlesome witch, Her soul had been ripped to pieces, and yet some mysterious outside force had held it together. While Stein would love to have sliced into her to discover jus HOW she had done that, the Godkiller Resonance had taken a lot out of him, and he would need to rest before he'd be any use in battle. However, he had a better idea. "Help! The witch turned invisible and hit me!" Wounds appeared all over Stein, self-inflicted through Stigma, lightning flickering around him slightly to make it appear as if HE had been the one struck down.
Stein tapped into Ruby's mind, using the last of his resources to make her say something, just a single sentence. "Mistress Kaika, I will deal with them!" Stein smiled, as he started to slump into unconsciousness. No doubt some of them would want to kill him, but Mia would protect him from harm, and he had seeded enough confusion to have them fighting among themselves for ages, depending on how strong the bond between them was. Stein's world slowly faded to black.
Mia was worried as she sensed her father use Godkiller resonance and his opponent not die. That was his ultimate weapon, developed to kill Gods. After using that, he'd be completely vulnerable, and Mia wouldn't have any of that. Especially not with so many people around. She would have run out there herself and killed those that threatened her father, but she knew that she couldn't do that. When her father woke up he would be angry at her for ruining his plan, she just knew it!
Deciding, Mia shot out a single snake, high into the air, aiming it at the witch's soul. It shot down from the sky, accelerating as it flew, a black snake with glowing green eyes, the size of a man's arm, at least three meters long. It launched itself to latch onto the witch, trying to deal some damage. While Mia doubted it would kill her or even deal any significant harm, she needed to distract her from dad.
Lilith held up her blade, which by now had fully filled up with the power of this battle. She grinned at her opponent, the fool who thought himself immortal, even before the power of a Mother of Demons. She swung her blade, and a wave of red light followed it, rushing forward and consuming all in it's path. It shattered Megatron's overt shield like it were nothing, continuing on it's destructive path as it broke through the battle. It kept moving as it hit the Ark, ignoring the defenses, a massive wall of red light that cut the entire battlefield in half, killing dozens on each side, reducing them to piles of burnt junk.
As the light began to fade, Lilith stood, panting and laughing, before the smoldering wreck of what had once been a great villain. She had used much of her power, but it had been fueled by battle, and there was so much of that here. Destruction fueled destruction, hate fueled hate, and the cycle reached it's peak in her Exodus. Both sides had been decimated, and she strode towards them, laughing. Even without much of her power, she would annihalate all those before her. She wouldn't have to use such a powerful attack again to defeat these fools.
((If you want, Megatron's Spark survived to be recovered later, but he's out of the fight for now, at least.))
Mtntopview said
Well, the story goes:Long ago, Primus and Unicron fought in a great battle. Eventually Primus tricked Unicron to trap themselves into planets. Eventually, however, Unicron learned to morph his planet body, and control it. So, in retaliation to Unicron being able to transform, Primus created 13 beings that could Transform. These were the 13 Original Primes. However, one Prime, called Megatronus, betrayed his brothers in the battle with Unicron. He became known as The Fallen. The 12 remaining Primes defeated Unicron and The Fallen, and trapped them inside a black hole for "all eternity" (not). Megatron was a gladiator in the Pits of Kaon, and he took the name Megatronus. He was sort of a freedom fighter, using the name of a Prime (which nobody rememberd that Megatronus was The Fallen for some reason) to rally fellow gladiators to his cause. He wanted equality for the Transformers, however when the Council refused to grant him the Rank of Prime, he became a Rebel, founding the Decepticons. Eventually, he shortened the name of Megatronus to Megatron.That's a really shortened story on the History of the Transformers.Oh, and Orion Pax is a reincarnation of one of the Original ThirteenOh, and the place where Primus created all the Cybertronians is called "The well of All Sparks"


So, by UTTER COINCIDENCE, Optimus and Megatron are named after the two most important Primes back in the day? XD
Master Crim said
One thing that might be just a tad bit helpful is that you make your characters legitimate with a CS so I can know all these random things that happen. That is only thing I want cuz that would alow me to know what your abilities are so they make sense when the happen.You also kind of did in your retaliation post make it so Victor had no chance of working against Vengeous. He was stabbed in the arm and without any time to react he was thrown into the air. I am just going to drop out cuz your sense of fighting and your characters abilities make it impossible to have an even fight or have fun battling. Wish you all the best.PSI did state that your auto hitting was OP and borderline God Moding when wiper completely dismantled Victor at the start.


I did that because I knew you had super-regeneration on. You repaired yourself within minutes last time, so now I was expecting wolverine-style regen. As such, I saw the damage as having no consequence, and being unimportant, except to make Vengeous look badass, and giving you the opportunity to recover in a badass manner/show just how much the odds are against the hero.
I am sorry if I offended you with my playing style, and I hope you have fun in whatever rp you move on to.

ps: And then we had a reasonable conversation and I explained how it was impossible for Victor to have dodged, as Wiper's powers can teleport inanimate objects.
WizardGirl said
Hey guys, just can't remember if i said this, but WizardGuy is the Co-Gm of this


I am? Huh. Yay!

Sapphire said
Ugh, don't feed his ego.


My ego will debour you all!

WizardGirl said
And i give you permission to slap him if he becomes too fill of himself


Noooo! Slaps! My only weakness!
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