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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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Lilith moved from place to place, trying to dodge Megatronus's shots, but soon she was blasted backwards. She didn't have a chance against these guys. She'd never met anyone quite this powerful, and it was driving her crazy how outmatched she was. She'd have to retreat, but there was no way she was running like a dog with it's tail between it's legs, not without leaving them with something to remember her by. Reaching out, she found that source in the sky, practically glowing with dark energy. For a moment, she called a beam of power down from Unicron, glowing brightly, as she the destructionof a thousands civilisations into a single blade. Her sword becomes a wall of red energy, reaching high into the sky before it finally comes to a point, visible even from space in it's bright glory. "Have a taste of THIS!" With her full strength, Lilith smashed the blade down, cutting the entire battlefield in half, the enormous blade landing squarely on Megatronus, the point sticking far into the forest. Then, after hopefully causing some damage, Lilith turns back and flees, breaking the contract with Darkside.
Wraithblade6 said
((Sorry Wiz. I am completely and intentionally, being a jackass.))


(Don't worry, Tyki has a thing where he does this. His characters are usually ridiculously powerful (he tried to go BEYOND omnipotent once), and he has a thing for beating people up unreasonably. But he's cute when you get to know him. I get into Pissing Matches with him quite often, though. You'll find most of the stuff that happens here is quite reasonable.)
Tyki said
"did you not hear the man? you have to adhere to logic somewhat" i retort as your slaps don't seem to harm me for some reason. i touch the ground, opening a hole straight to the core of the planet underneath you


((Move this to the OOC chat.))
Tyki said
((if it's plausible then they can dodge. if not then they can't. reachel is undodgable but also not very strong...))


((You also instantly apply damage. You don't know the endurance of his character, so you can't post that his legs are instantly broken. Reachel has the strengt of a normal human, from what I've heard, which makes breaking the legs of anything superhuman quite hard.))
((Alright. If I have to, I'll sit you all down in the Pissing Match corner and digitally kick your shins until this is sorted out. Tyki, you're autohitting, like you have a tendency to do, and Wraith..... you know what you're doing.))
Tyki said
are you hiding in a closet somewhere on a phone or something?


No, I'm in my bed with my pc.
((Alright, Founding Father intervening. First rule. No godmodding. Tyki, give people a chance to dodge. That's how this rp works. Wraith, adhere to some rules of logic.))
Tyki said
i thought you said you had to go?


I'm being stealthy. I'm SUPPOSED to go.
Bob smiled and snapped his fingers, freezing the autobot soldiers in place. They'd reawaken in a minute or two with no idea what had happened, with only a mild headache to show for it. He then led Anna into a side tunnel that hadn't been there moments before, and then into a room that shouldn't be there. "My dear, don't you remember? Love is the key. Of course, one cannot feel love constantly." Bob smiles at Elsa, his eyes returning to their normal, red, form. "I'm sorry about all the confusion. You must be lost, stuck on a world that is not your own, in the midst of a war between giant monsters. Want a drink?" Bob gestures, and held a glass of wine out towards Elsa.
Pandora's Box shakes suddenly and violently, as alarms start blaring. One by one, you can hear the turbine's turning off, and the feeling of your magic returning to you is, oddly enough, not a pleasant one. Esspecially as it clears your senses. Whatever is outside makes Bob look like an ant by comparison. It's like staring into the sun, and you can feel time and space gravitating towards it, forming around it's ridiculous power.You then feel it shift as Hope moves to your location, and for a moment, the sudden increase in magic in the air blinds you, as your meta-senses are overloaded. Then you see a small girl, looking at you, cocking her head.
A laser moves at the speed of light. By the time the light hits your cortex and you percieve the laser, the laser will already have reached you. Ignoring the time it takes for a human to process a signal, a laser moves faster than the electrical impuls sent by your brain to your arm, regardless of what your speed might be,
*I smile, as the laser starts charging up.*
Physics bitch!
*I blast a hole in your shoulder*
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