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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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Hey, I was planning on docking and doing stuff on the planet surface. Tiny's the one who started doing stuf IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Sorry about that. Played too much Portal.
Wraithblade6 said
I was thinking they looked less humanoid and more like:


Yeah, they aren't humanoid. Small, floating drones mainly for observation and small-scale combat.
Stein woke up once more in his lab, where Mia had brought him. Damn. It seemed he'd been outclassed. And now that he'd used his last card, he wouldn't be able to infiltrate the group as he had before, not without a new face and voice. And a new soul, for the Witch. No, this would be quite troublesome. "Mia, did you capture them, or kill them all?" Stein was hoping she'd taken them captive. That Witch had some way of blocking God-Killer Resonance, and he didn't like that. He'd have to find out what that had been, and how he could circumvent it in the future.
"Well, I got one of them. And the other is insane now. Oh, and I brought the witch to Hope." Mia smiled nervously, hoping dad wouldn't be all too angry with her. She'd not only failed to capture the girl, but she'd unleashed one of the most dangerous beings known to the multiverse. "Maybe Hope killed the witch and went back to sleep....." It was a small chance, but certainly a possibility.
"You fool!" Stein got up, face taught with anger. Unlike Mia, he had met Hope, and knew what she was like. Either the witch would be blasted into oblivion, or they'd become friends. The latter option was a risk Stein wasn't prepared to take. He was pretty sure he could deal with Hope if he managed to get in close, as even her massive power depended on her bod being intact, but the problem lay in her ability to wipe out entire planets with a thought. Many of the gods Stein had fought were at least beatable, on a certain level, but Hope was an unstoppable force, built to kill Daemon. "We'll have to leave immediately."
Mia nodded, ashamed of herself. She very well knew that her father would not show the full extent of his fear and anger, because he loved her, but she knew that he was far more afraid than he let on. Daddy was an actor, after all.
Stein and Mia emerged from a portal next to Hiro, quite on purpose, of course. Hiro was heavily depressed, and Stein was counting on her being desperate. Desparate people were easily manipulated, and thus made perfect tools. "Why hello, miss." Stein put up his best smile, as Mia moved backwards, keeping an eye on the surroundings, ensuring her father would not be interrupted. "My name is Alturi Shinigami, the Keeper of Souls. And you've been messing with my quotas, Hiro." Stein put the slightest bit of threat in his eyes. He also let his insnity aura flow out, making him seem far more menacing than he really was, the lines of his body blurring, his glasses reflective. He had instantly slipped into the role of the Grim Reaper.
Hey, you raised a valid point, man. I get it, really. I'm not easily aggravated, but when I am I usually go into a childish rage, much to my embarrasment. I completely agree with Saphire on all points, including that it's important to have a fight every now and then. Completely forgiven.
Jake smiles brightly as he places another glass of milk on the table. Free of charge, of course. "It gives me the shivers when you do that. You're like that one guy, who played Batman in the new movies? Except real, you know?" Jake nods to himself, as if he'd just made a point in an argument, and then speaks once more. "You know, you really should stop Mr Winters. Last time he got out, he stole a beer from behind the counter. Of course, it wasn't all that expensive, but it's the thought that counts, right? You're a hero, and he's the bad guy." Jake keeps babbling on about a few of the comics he's read in which heroes fight pensioners, which is more than you'd think, but this is all so geeky and boring, it's actively being censored.
It works, and Hope seems quite satisfied sharing pictures of beetles and strange shapes she'd discovered in her travels through this universe. While her idea of what is interesting is like that of a child's, this does tell you one important thing. In the many years she has been traveling around this universe, she has never, even once, left this place, seemingly lacking the ability to travel to other dimensions, unaware of their existence. You feel an odd block in her mind as you think about this, which draws your attention to several more, presumably a few remaining security measures left by the Spiral Empire.
((You probably know her backstory by now, but I'm not posting that again, it's in her CS))
Lilith sneers at the arrival of the Chaos Goddess. Good lord. Once more, she found herself facing a force far stronger than her own, although this one seemed to be quite a lot less evil than Unicron. Then again, that probably wasn't a good thing at this point, as Lilith believed it might 'get ugly'. She wasn't going to turn tail again, that she knew for sure, instead she'd have to beat this being somehow. "I've never killed a God before. I wonder what that's like." Focusing her power into Exodus, Lilith grins, as she jumps forward, rapidly slashing towards Eris.
The drone shoots backwards, shooting several small force-orbs at the monster, orbs made out of the same forcefield it used for defense and to power it's punches. It's positioned itself to push the opponent towards Odin, which has now brought it's full fighting force to bear. As one, the laser cannons on the surface fire, turning the vacuum of space into a web of lasers. Whle no real accuracy can be achieved at this range, the sheer amount of lasers is sure to deal some damage, and with the Plot Hole Reactor online, there was no shortage of energy.
The Drones find several long tubes that travel from the Drone Hangars to the surface, which would once be used to launch hundreds of Combat Drones into battle. However, most of them seem to be unused or broken, and would not be opening all too soon. However, a quick scan shows that the most recently used one is on the other side of the planet-sized battleship, about 3 days walk away.
In the small town of Nevada, Texas, Team Mildly Competent is housed within the local bar. The owner, Jake Mild, is a superhero fan, and glad to have them use his bar as a base, as none of the members could afford anything else. The scent of cheap beer and woodrot is thick in the small place, the seats hard, and the room cramped, but at least Jake is happy to have them. Today, of course, Team Mildly Competent is gathered for another day of cat-saving and boredom, because, as everyone knows, nothing EVER happens in Nevada.
Then, there's an alarm call. One that's occurred a few times already, and is NOT part of the bar. Outside, the self-proclaimed supervillain Mister Winter, or 'The Destroyer' has escaped from his pension home again, only to run around and challenge the heroes to a fight. He'll go around, laughing evilly and hitting people with his cane until he has another heart attack or he's stopped, to the mild discomfort of the populace. The worst part about the whole thing is that Mr Winters is the greatest threat to the world that has ever stepped foor in Nevada, besides, perhaps, the economy.
All are accepted, setting up IC now.
Blade blocks each blow, beign forced backwards by the force behind it. However, he then moves in close where Agnes can't get any leverage, using his sword to hold Agnes' weapon high, hooking onto the hilt. As her weapon is so distracted, Blade attempts to punch her in the face.
Bob shrugs at Elsa, sighing once more. "I cannot force you to learn, child, I can only offer. Remember this moment when you accidentally turn your sister into a popsicle." With that, Bob disappears, together with the room, and Elsa opens her eyes back where she were. However, now the entire corridor has been frozen, including the five robots, one of whom shatters into pieces from a tremor in the earth. While it had not all occured in her head, Bob enjoyed making it look like it had. He'd make the offer again later, of course, but first he'd have to convince her she needed it.
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