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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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Tyki said
i approach it curiously and poke it to check for anything that might try to kill me trying to open it if nothing prevents me from doing so


Poking it simply results in the forcefield sizzling, preventing your finger from touching the surface. While the forcefield prevents anything from breaching it, and destroying it might harm the contents of the capsule, a short inspection reveals that the projector in the middle can be turned off by turning the logo of the Cucumber Empire, a cucumber, with many planets orbiting around it. Once this has been done, steam hisses from the edges of the capsule in suitably dramatic function, as the locks are removed from it. Obviously, whatever was within was kept in a pressurized air container.
supertinyking said
((What planet is this happening to?))


((A planet that is relevant to the plot. Tyki just placed me near him, so wherever he's at.))
CreedTheChimera said
I don't care about Mayweather vs Maidana, let me watch my goddamn Gurren Lagann! =_=*(sighs)I freaking hate ads...


Lol. What site do you use? The one I use almost always has HILARIOUS Japanese adds. Once, I got a turkish add, with French subtitles. Isn't that just genius?
CreedTheChimera said
((Sorry for super late reply, watching Gurren Lagann at the same time))


((rewatching? Or just watching normally?
*Considers Gurren Lagann to be the best anime of all time.*))
A small capsule flies through space, hurtled away by an incredible explosion of light and energy. It soars through the cosmos, unhndered by gravity or friction, passing many a star at it's high speed. Eventually, however, the capsule nears a planet that is currently relevant, and the planet's gravity well swings it into orbit. Like a yoyo on a string, the capsule catapults around the planet, gravity making it's orbit progressively smaller. Eventually it enters the atmosphere, flames exploding from the sides as it streaks across the sky like a falling star, paint and engravings burning off but the powerful metal from which it's created not budging to the tremendous heat.
With an enormous explosion and a tremor of the earth, the capsule eventually lands in a plot-relevant location, glowing bright orange from it's exposure to immense heat. However, the metal seems to cool almost unnaturally fast as a hissing can be heard from the capsule's surface, the air around it a shimmering haze. The capsule, upon inspection, is man-sized, and completely dark purple, a single circular energy lock in the center projecting an energy shield around it, which is what protected it from the explosion, as well as it's decent through the atmosphere. Those that have fought in the wars of the multiverse for longer would recognize the hue of the material, as well as the appearance of the lock, as trademark of the Cucumber Empire.
BTW, Tiny, want to play a gmae of Dota 2, or don't you have time?
Tyki said
under the fact that i promised to only use it on overpowered characters and for the lols, but if someone does it of their own accord then i can't do shit in that regard (i'm gonna let him change it, but if he doesn't then zujib will be perma nerfed due to his own decision) and i've always found your odin overpowered so i introduced my new character on you... but don't worry, you might get the ability to make things to make up for it if you're creative


Odin was already in pieces. I had already perma nerfed my character by not only removing his ability to fuse with the Plot Hole, and all but destroying Odin. He was reduced to basic laser cannons. Furthermore, your character adds nothing to the story but an ability to screw people over. There's 1 character like that that's supposed to exist, Alpha, we don't need another.
Never heard of it.
Mtntopview said
Extreme strength, extreme combat skills, control rage, stare of death


You dated a supervillainess?
Tyki said
a small warning to both matt and anriu: before you step into the (currently) unnamed man's battle feild might i suggest realizing that he's a character specifically created to permanently nerf characters by taking away all of their powers and toys, but giving them access to a world that can allow those without powers or even weaker characters to grow stronger through the use of the various resources provided to them in his places of residence... which both matt and zujjib find themselves in.... although zujib went willingly so don't be mad because anriu perma nerfed their own character >.>


Bullshit. How did you get permission for this character?
Tyki said
you find the console unresponsive to your commands, no longer does Odin read you as it's master. "i'm afraid it's a little late to be trying to kill me with such methods... but don't worry, there will be many more chances in the future" the man says, opening the door to reveal an... off landscape. "come come, you have much to do before night falls and i can only offer but one word of advice: do try to not die" the says with a smile before chuckling and disappearing, taking the last of odin with him and leaving you in a small forest clearing with a few berry bushes, a couple peices of flint, and some rather long limbed saplings


((Sorry, crap has already happened since you moved on. Also, your character can't alter the allegiance of Odin and the Plot Hole without near-omnipotence. If your character DOES have near-omnipotence, then I'll be forced to ask Tiny to remove him.))
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