TheyMostlyComeAtNight

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Catharyn said
Dearest Comrade Companions of the IDRB,This will likely be my last address to you. We have received threats from our enemies of retaliatory strikes against all major cities on the impact of our 'Slow Bombs'. The Council in their wisdom have activated the ODIN artificial intelligence to commence firing immediately. For your own protection: stay inside, stock up on essentials and be ready to defend your homes. We will see you on the other side.Thank you for your understanding.

Citizens, We regret to inform you that our negotiations with the warlike IDRB have not been successful, the order to fire was passed out to our weapons systems but a moment ago, the major cities of the IDRB are even now suffering the Wrath of such systems as Medusa, our counter measures have already begun activating, the enemies weapons are inferior! We are bringing online state of the art Stalker technology, Any remnants of the enemy who are not annihilated by our mass strike shall fell their wrath soon enough!

All Hail TheyMostly! All Hail TheyMostly! All Hail TheyMostly! All Hail TheyMostly! All Hail TheyMostly!

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solamelike said
Grand AnnouncementThe slow bombs are flying and we have come to M.A.DMutual Assured DestructionKeep strong as we are all going to the great depths. To be with our comrade evershadow.Comrade Great Fuhrer , Father Of Nations, Solamelike

Comrade Sola has fallen to despair!

We shall never be destroyed! Only our enemies face destruction!

State Sec have detained Comrade Sola and a place in our nations top psychological treatment facility has been opened for him!

All Hail TheyMostly! All Hail TheyMostly! All Hail TheyMostly! All Hail TheyMostly! All Hail TheyMostly! All Hail TheyMostly! All Hail TheyMostly!

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Catharyn said
Dearest Comrade Companions of the IDRB,We regret to inform you of our decision to use a number of our 'Slow Bombs', located in orbit above our planet in our defense. This has been provoked by their needlessly aggressive stance towards our comfiness.Thank you for your understanding at this difficult time.

Citizens of PSDNR of Tomato Ketchupsia.

We have detected the launch of so called 'slow bombs' against us from the IDRB.

In reply we have launched our own 'Slow bombs', aswell as prepping our super weapons, such as the Medusa System. for use. Even now in Orbit our weapons gaze down upon the enemy, and if they do not destroy their bombs we will open fire.

The IDRB will vanish inside of 60 minutes of warfare.

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heh

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Catharyn said
Unf <3Will Smith can toxify my earth any time

Well I personally think the chick is much hotter than Will Smith but I guess that is just personal preference. :)

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ONL said
TOP SECRETTo all members of the Party:My dear Comrades, our once great President has in the last few moments shown signs of weakness and possible insanity, going as far as to openly accuse me, Minister ONL of the People's Information Committee "PIC" of treason. This cannot be tolerated.Our grand Republic is based on the sacred consumption and production of mayonnaise, and for TheyMostlyComeAtNight to introduce this new act to ban mayonnaise, is what makes him a traitor, not me!I must remind you all that it was me who, during "The Great Mayonnaise War of 1948", who swore and oath to never surrender, to unite our people and fight the foreign invaders by all means, while President TheyMostlyComeAtNight had to be talked out of signing the peace-agreement. Again it was me who talked him to back to sense, and assuring us victory!Therefore I must ask everyone off you to make a choice; either stand by our President's side and become the madman he has become, or join me to make this great nation what it deserves to be! I promise you that mayonnaises is and always will be our greatest gift, and I intend to protect it! Already our Comrades in the Independent Democratic Republuc of Bed has given me their support, and stand ready to fight for justice! I will protect the People's Republic of Mayonnaisia from this traitor, and serve the people! Victory shall be ours!Signed yours dearly, ONL, Minister of the People's Information Committee.

Hello listeners.

It has emerged that ONL, once beloved of the people was in fact behind the 1947 terrorist attacks that started the Great War of 1948, brave State Sec personnel were sent to place him under arrest so he could face fair trial before the people's tribunal but this vial terrorist opened fire with small arms killing brave patriots as he made his escape.

If you see him do not approach, he is armed and extremely dangerous, he killed a team of highly experienced field agents in. If you see him report him to your nearest State Sec outpost at once.

In other news State Sec has launched an investigation into the PiC after it was revealed that many ONL loyalists have been placed in key strategic positions, State Sec is at this time considering full takeover of the organisation, Director Sola has recieved promotion to secondary Great Leader to help keep order in these troubled times.

And now the weather...

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You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, you toxify your Earth and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival and so Great Leader TheyMostly must protect you.

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Catharyn said
I send greetings from the Independent Democratic Republic of Bed. We come in peace.

What does this action signify?

@Sola, Announce to the nation that the Independent Democratic Republic of Bed has issued threats against us, All military forces are to go to Defcon -(i^2).

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Catharyn said
Eek, please don't hurt me :'(

State Sec is of most responsible and considerate of organisations, for possible slight against Great leader only say 10 years hard labour?

All Hail TheyMostly! All Hail TheyMostly!

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ONL said
All rise for the our Great Leader, President TheyMostlyComeAtNight of the People's Republic of Mayonnaisia!

As first act as President of the People's Republic of Mayonnaisia I ban the sale and consumption of Mayonaise and announce a new name for our great nation!

Welcome to: The People's Socialist Democractic Nationalist Republic of Tamato Ketchupsia!

Also Comrade ONL is under investigation by State Sec for possible Mayonaise consumption, any additional information should be brought to me at State Sec, Catharyn is also under investigation for possible slight against greatness of Glorious Leader TheyMostlyComeAtNight!