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Etcetera said
Can we play checkers instead? I don't want to break things I don't have to.*Cracks my knuckles*Yet.


*grunts*
You flit ftom thing to thing with no focus... Hmmm...
tell your leaders that you have been seen and judged by the Qun. And so has he sent the Qunari to shape this land. You speak to the Arishok of the Qunari.
Etcetera said
Nope. But we do that sometimes.


*looks you up and down*
Hmm.... You will have to do then.
*the crestures still target the cars. The large creature see's you approach and waves his hand in the spear throwers direction. They stop. He walks toward you and speaks in a deep voice with heavily accented english*
While everyone else runs away you run towards. Am i to assume you are the peace keepers of this kingdom?
*The large horned one begins to point at the cars and speaks in a guttural language. several of the other creatures nod and begin to hurl huge spears from packs on their backs with almost impossible speed and accuracy at the vehicles coming at them. The spears penetrate the cab of the cars and a lot of the drivers end up with spears through their bodies. The rest of the creatures follow the big one as he begins to walk through the square towards a shop. The cars on the road begin to make a sort of wall of broken cars.*
*first a large white creature with horns and long white hair steps out. it's body is traced in red ink, or blood. it carries two humongous weapons in each hand, each would be unliftable by all but the strongest of humans. after it flows a constant stream of creatures like it, but holding less weaponry and having smaller horns. a car almost runs into the one with the large horns, but with a grunt of annoyance it swings it's right hand weapon, a sword. The car flips backward and lands on it's hood. people start to scream and run away from the scene and the portal.*
*in the center of waternaux There are people moving, cars and traffic flowing, electric lights and shops shout for their business to be heard above all the noise. in the middle of all this carefully orchestrated chaos one man stands alone and still. he watches and listens to all around him. Then he holds up a hand and everything stops. the people don't move, the cars stop, the shop vendors stand frozen in their calls. the man steps forward into the middle of the street and holds his hand out again. this time, a black hole appears. the man vanishes and time seems to resume. The black hole sits in the middle of the road, and cars and traffic flow around it as if it was not even there. soon though, a driver doesn't see it and hits the hole. the car crumples and breaks as if it had hit a brick wall. the hole shimmers and starts to glow. as people watch the glow gets brighter, and soon creatures begin to exit the hole.*
Etcetera said
At least you got out of class, amirite?


yeah, that's true too.
Etcetera said
Are you serious? That's an adventure of stupidity on their part.


yes, yes it is. But it's okay, I got to catch up on my reading.
okay, so I have had an adventure at school today. MY car crapped out yesterday because the tires are bad and it is burning oil really bad. so today, I drove my mother's car to school and guess what? In the middle of third hour I get called to the office because a random drug search got two hits on my car from separate drug dogs. Then I had to wait an hour for the man in charge to show up so I could open 'my' car. So, I finial open it and guess what they find after fifteen minutes of searching.... Bacon. A piece of bacon from our dinner last night had fallen onto the floor of the car.
Sorry, everytime i get on for some reason i immedeately have to get off.
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