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FlamingAce said
"Where did that tea come from?" I ask from the top of the tree.


"made it" i say evenly before taking a sip
FlamingAce said
"Huh. Alright then. Note to self: Creed and Matt are people to avoid." I say and start climbing up a tree. "I love doing this." I say and climb to the top.


i leave you be and enjoy my tea
FlamingAce said
"Is creed a horny dog?" I ask and start eating an apple I pulled out of my left pocket.


"in a sense... although a dog would be more intellegent" i say evenly as i put my feet up and relax
FlamingAce said
"Ah. Makes sence. But you shouldnt tourture or maim anyone really..." I say and put my hands In my pocket. "So, any people i should stay away from or be aware of here?"


"matt's one. he shares my cannabalistic/sadistic nature but has no wualms with harming women" i say evenly, sitting at a nearby table to drink tea before adding "oh, and creed might hump your leg a few times if you let him"
FlamingAce said
I walk behind you. "And why Is the treatment for girls and boys so diffrent?" I ask.


"because i was raised not to torture and maim women" i say evenly, my faint smile never leaving as i walk
FlamingAce said
"You did not answer my question. Whats the male Initiation? and no thank you." I say and refuse the candies.


"i beat them, skin them, and then slowly feed their non-essential organs to them until they die before reviving them and feeding them the rest of their organs as i hack off their limbs and jerkify them" i say evenly with a faint smile as i put the candy away and keep walking, acting as though what i just said was the norm
FlamingAce said
"Whats been done to the chocolates? And whats the male initiation?" I ask and refuse the chocolates.


"nothing they're just chocolates" i say evenly, putting the chocolates away before offering a bag of assorted candies
FlamingAce said
"Female, Does the answer to that question matter much?" I ask as I glance around the garden.


"for a female the intiation is simple" i say evenly, offering you a small bag of chocolates with a smile
FlamingAce said
I fallow you walking the same pace no slower, nor faster. "Yes?" I ask.


"before we begin with you initiation, i must ask, are you male or female?" i ask evenly, walking at a moderate pace along a stone path through a zen garden
FlamingAce said
Whos bodys are they? Anyone worth mentioning?


"just back processing and individuals awaiting butchering, pay them no mind" i reply with a chuckle before gesturing for you to walk with me as i put a hand on your shoulder
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