Tyki

Monster Hunter

cs:
-name: caude nyne (pronounced cloud nine)
-age: 24
-apperence:
-weapons:

repeater crossbow

greatsword (side note: as a size comparison, the hilt is as big as his arm but it

-armor:

bone armor reinforced with stygian steel (a mythril alloy with blood and adamantite)

-other job apart from hunter: bone carver
-hunting tools: grenades, smoke bombs, various pellets with various effects depending on the color that burst on impact and are normally absorbed through the skin, and various knives for harvesting an animal's bits after a kill
-pet: a baby dragon
-bio: TBR
-other: he has a general distaste for religion and a dietary issue that prevents him from eating most vegetables and fruits

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Luna said
Hey sorry for vanishing I grew too upset to stay on

sorry about that, i'm kinda in and out at the moment...

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NoahFire said
D me: *claws at you and bites you* =_=Me: *bites you* =_=

i grab d you and use her to headbutt both of you into unconciousness. you wake in your house to find stitches running up your sides and yourself to be alot thinner than earlier

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kishin asura said
((Finally got to use that one.))

((i prefer dis one))

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BK201 said
both are fine, BUT BABIES! NO ADULTS!

very well then, i'll get to work, also, what does it mean by a two post system?

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kishin asura said
((Death itself is afraid of chuck norris. How do you think physics feels?))

((how do you think the fact that i redirected the force of the blow with the nature of the block feels on your face?))

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kishin asura said
*the kick tears through your arm because chuck norris*

the block holds and you get hit in the face because physics*

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kishin asura said
Goddammit. *chuck norris himself roundhouse kicks you and then portals away*

*i use a one armed block that makes the kick slide up and hit you in the face*

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kishin asura said
*the roundhouse kick hits you because it is infused with the essence of chuck norris. A force far greater than anything in the multiverse*

i never said it missed *your leg explodes do to you being unable to control one of the greatest forces in the universe*

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NoahFire said
*Bites you* =_=

*your vision starts to fade and you grow very tired as i dig through scalpels and find one i like* now now deary, just hold still and this will all be painless