Tyki

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thewizardguy said
((You also instantly apply damage. You don't know the endurance of his character, so you can't post that his legs are instantly broken. Reachel has the strengt of a normal human, from what I've heard, which makes breaking the legs of anything superhuman quite hard.))

((she's superhuman but her skills are largely uncultivated due to the unsensable thing being her main reliace as she tends to not need anything else...))

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Wraithblade6 said
*immediately dodges* "Ah... but you forget..." *does fancy dance-like movements* "...da powa of Imagination!"*eyes glow* "Behold the GOD OF SLAPS.* (new and improved with pre-emptive slap-vision(tm).)

.... *points at you opening a black hole directly on you, swallowing you into it as i teleport away, a tic mark forming due to the immaturity and the need to call bullshit*

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thewizardguy said
No, I'm in my bed with my pc.

that's not exactly sneaky... also, if something can be dodged then i let people doge. but raechel can't be sensed... therefore how would you know to dodge?

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Wraithblade6 said
*moves too fast to be touched, slaps all around at light speed, backflips, summons an army of duplicat copies of himself*"Welcome to the army of a thousand slaps!"*you suffer the death of a thousand slaps*

"did you not hear the man? you have to adhere to logic somewhat" i retort as your slaps don't seem to harm me for some reason. i touch the ground, opening a hole straight to the core of the planet underneath you

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thewizardguy said
((Alright, Founding Father intervening. First rule. No godmodding. Tyki, give people a chance to dodge. That's how this rp works. Wraith, adhere to some rules of logic.))

((if it's plausible then they can dodge. if not then they can't. reachel is undodgable but also not very strong...))

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supertinyking said
((Namely wraithblade. Partially kishin due to him bring chuck norris in.))

(( wraith said he'd stop but he's kind of still... not being mature... but i think kishin's just trying to stop it...))

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thewizardguy said
I'm being stealthy. I'm SUPPOSED to go.

are you hiding in a closet somewhere on a phone or something?

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supertinyking said
((Ok, dO I need to un-nerf darkside and revive him to get you all to stop being pissy?))

((depends... who do you want to stop being pissy?

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thewizardguy said
A laser moves at the speed of light. By the time the light hits your cortex and you percieve the laser, the laser will already have reached you. Ignoring the time it takes for a human to process a signal, a laser moves faster than the electrical impuls sent by your brain to your arm, regardless of what your speed might be,*I smile, as the laser starts charging up.*Physics bitch!*I blast a hole in your shoulder*

i thought you said you had to go?

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Wraithblade6 said
*Sorry, the slap was too awesome to be dodged. We can't hear you as you are falling forever with your cereal.*

you're approached by a rather menacing looking creature as i walk back up the wall, eating my rice and beef as your arms are broken in so many places they seem to become unusable lumps. "if slaps are all you can do then you're very under powered" i remark evenly as i sit on my stump again and finish, chucking the bowl into the hole