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The Mad Hatter
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he finds his power draining as a female voice speaks in an odd echoing voice directly into his mind as the eyes of the statue seem to glow an odd white "threats to destroy my work shall not be tolerated". "i wouldn't suggest it. this room is set to kill you if you try" i say evenly before adding "i can gift you with what the statue gave me, but we will have to rest in this room for a day if you'll accept it that is". i offer my hand as the black smoke around me crystalizes in my palm into a murky gem
thewizardguy said
The Cucumber Lord follows, unimpressed, refusing to kneel. "You throw away your dignity for the slightest hint of protection. No wonder you have no ambition. Someone like you is born to be ruled by people like me." It's not an insult. Rather, he states it like a fact, while moving on behind you. "You're rude and snide, and yet once your life depends on it, you'll bend knee to me just as you did here. So little value do you put on your dignity."
"the pressure plate is made so that it only activates if you're in a certain position, otherwise i wouldn't kneel. however of course i'm acting as your guide so i say we don't move on until you kneel. that thing you're using is untested and could likely provide no protection at all. also, i know you say these things out of arrogance, but if you really thought that then why would you move behind me for protection?" i reply evenly, sitting in the doorway and waiting for him to do as instructed, not annoyed at him anymore now that i've seen the small things that shows how scared and how reliant on me he actually is whether he'll admit it or no
thewizardguy said
LC just looks over at you, raising an eyebrow. "The path is now safe. Or do you have objections to my methods?"
"i find that you show your fear more than you mean to" is my only response before slipping into the next room and kneeling before a statue, being bathed in a black smoke after a few minutes, and getting up to leave for the next room, letting him catch up and kneel as well
"are you quite done with your temper tantrum?" i ask evenly as i wait for him to join me, unimpressed by his display of anger and fright
"there's another one to your left three paces, one that fires a spell similar to that at your crotch that you're about to trigger, and another one that fires a bolt like that right next to me" i reply evenly, waiting for him to finish his step and trigger it
as he walks he's blasted in the face by a laser of black light from an opening reminiscent of a shoop da woop. "you mean like that?" i ask evenly, expecting him to just shrug it off again before adding "you'll have to be specific about what's dangerous to you or i can't help you"
thewizardguy said
Again, the attack does nothing, although it being kinetic energy it cnnot be shattered, and thus there's simply no noticeable effect. "I meant actual dangers, not these little tricks and traps. They are mere childs play. I had heard there were dangers in this fog, I was not expecting such weak resistance."
"then what do you mean by actual danger?" i ask evenly as he seems to trip every trap in the hallway, dealing various arrays of types of damages from fireballs causing various appendages to be hyper sensetive to pain and then hit with shards of crystal wreathed in raw magic
thewizardguy said
The bolts once more crumple, and the axe as well, shatters, the flames never catching hold for some reason. Each time anything strikes the Cucumber Lord, it fails to do him any harm, quite often simply shattering, regardless of how dangerous it might be to others. he walks straight through it, uncaring. "Oh? Then what is the worst part? Consider it your duty to inform me of whatever dangers lurk here."
"if i were to do that then we'd be here long after you're dead" i say evenly as a bolt of kinetic energy hits him in the nuts, seeming to be invisible and unknown to myself
"the traps aren't the worst of it" i say evenly as he takes a crossbow bolt to the thigh and then an axe to his crotch, lighting his balls aflame even if it is destroyed. "oh yeah. some of them have special properties" i say evenly from the end of the hall, having proceeded without tripping any
thewizardguy said
The Cucumber Lord sighs as he jumps into the pit as well, confidently striding forward.
"watch out for traps" i say evenly as he feels a slight tug at his ankles and is almost impaled by a spike trap but instead it only gets his foot. i ignore him and gather a stone, dusting it off and feeding a bit of magic in it to get it to glow as i say "so it's still here after all this time" and walk forward slowly, my blade forming in my free hand as though from nothing, as i keep an eye out for trip wires and pressure plates
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