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Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

Jesus saves, and makes incremental backups. Learn your lesson, Destiny.

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

roanesca is now here also i kinda cracked the fourth wall with sariel

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

lol i just wanted to make a play on that phrase feel free to do it in the future

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

right now

The Mary-Sue Acadamy for Speshul Gurls and Bois

moved the sheets out of the senpai

The Mary-Sue Acadamy for Speshul Gurls and Bois

pssssh...nothin personnel...kid... Flanhijihinahouibukazamimaokareiremi Saisarshishinkitoyoyagoyakuyasa ^{the cool meido also shortened to flansai becaus y not} Species: Half-Goddess of Tits and Wine, Half-Meido. Gender: Decagendered pyrohydrofox. Age: 10¹⁰⁰⁰ years old, looks like 1 year old that looks like a 17 year old Personality: Badass and Gar Kamina-style. Powers: Spew out exploding literal shit from right arm cannon and use Spiral Energy. On occasions, have been shown to make metaphors become true. Backstory:flanhijihinahouibukazamimaokareiremi was born with a special power. she was stronger than all her classmates in the gensokyo fighting academy. she served in the youkai extermination unit fighting reimu and in the final battel against reimu they were fighting and reimu turned her to the darkness and Flanhijihinahouibukazamimaokareiremi turned against yasaka and killed her, she lost her right arm in the battle which is why she does not have a part of her arm, pls stop PMing me askin me why thats why, also arm cannons arent gurly fuck you khaoskid663 everyone knos ur a fuckin pokemon scammer fagot Extra: flanhijihinahouibukazamimaokareiremi's animal companion, a cyborg t-rex with chaos god wings because fuck you also fuck you kevin robinson from school stop showin evryone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit

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Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

added Roanesca, now with a dislike for anime and manga!

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

Height: exactly 6 feet Weight: 131 pounds Originally brunette Sagittarius ♐ Born November 27

Roanesca

(no last name) Don't beg, just borrow ze way onward, to victory! Wait, borrowing isn't part of ze battle... Zat doesn't make any sense too as ze metaphor.

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Nicknames: Sneak Thief, Overdue Account, Ordinary Human Bean Age: 18 Powers: none. She is merely an ordinary human being who managed to steal extraordinary artifacts. Stolen Items: Angelic Peach: The iconic peach on Roanesca's hat is no ordinary ornament or fruit either. It is a fruit she has stolen from a revered tree on the village of her birth, and a remembrance to her first great act of theft. This peach is a regenerative item that visibly heals Roanesca upon consumption, and replenishes fully every one day as long as the seed is intact. Infernal Steel (or Infernal Steal): Roanesca found this lightweight Chokutō-style sword when she accidentally stumbled upon a temple's secret chambers. The Infernal Steel leaves an arc of flame upon swinging, which travels forward before dissipating a meter away. Her skill of woodworking and lumbering in her early years fared well enough, but she still has little idea on using swords compared to the finest of knights. Crimson Gem: Another item Roanesca "borrowed" in a church on the same town she stole the Infernal Steel from. Does nothing except making Infernal Steel do nothing upon contact. It probably might be a Touma-like magic nullifying item, but something tells Roanesca that there is more about this. Weakness: She's only human. What's more to say? Skills: Roanesca excels in stealing and being agile. She isn't born innate with any magic at all, but years of perseverance, hard work and commitment to thievery allowed her to "pretend to be special", as she says. Hobbies: Kleptomania, compulsive hoarding, wondering if the Angelic Peach's seed can grow, internet trolling, sometimes bullying. Personality: Roanesca has a very informal and condescending attitude. She finds difficulty in sympathizing for others, in trying to be respectful, and in trying to avoid eavesdropping on matters she finds interesting. She lies habitually, but also obviously. She speaks distinctly in that she frequently substitutes articles such as "a", "an" and "the" for "ze", starts pronouns with a "z", and ends questions with a "ja". Roanesca can actually use the proper words, and her excuse for this impolite speaking manner is "she's not well-educated", even though it's actually just her gigs and that she actually has the mind of a student on a honor roll. Her manner of speaking is masculine, although not "manly" masculine, but "loudmouthed and irritating" masculine. Background Debts, zou say? Orphaned at birth for unknown causes of her parents' disappearance or death, Roanesca was raised in an orphanage on a fairly big village. Everything the headmistress taught she caught interest quickly, as well as tales of the sacred peach tree outside. Aspiring to get up close to this strange plant soon, she trained herself through volunteering in most chores the headmistress ordered, even the chores of others. Thirteen years later, in the dead of the night, she snuck outside and plucked a fruit from the tree. Unfortunately, she was caught, and so she left the village and to a town not far from her birthplace. This town became the victim of her mischief for another four years. People were surprised to have their purses vanished in their bags, or their food gone from their hands, and other things Roanesca didn't even need suddenly disappearing. The thief remained obscure, from her daring acts of stealing the Infernal Steel up until the theft of the Crimson Gem, where she was caught and was forced to move... straight into the town where the Orean Cause stood. This certain place caught her interest, mainly because it's a place where she could finally get a formal education. After a year of routine stealing again, Roanesca finally settled to enroll herself in the Orean Cause, unaware of what strange things lie in wait. Optional: Roanesca is simply a regular human being born without any innate abilities. By following her example, stealing can go a long way towards becoming gifted! Wait, that logic seems questionable... She also has a pet salamander she found on her way to the city. Even though Roanesca wanted to keep him away, this salamander kept following, and decided to keep the animal for the sake of it. Roanesca named herself, just for the sake of it. Her hair is dyed blue to renew her identity after the Crimson Gem incident. Extra images:

Roanesca doesn't really like the taste of peaches.

Roanesca and her pet salamander that she forgot to give a name.

Clubs Roanesca randomly joins any club whenever she feels like it. Ambitions To be the very best, that no one ever was. And get a job. Likes Reading, stealing, spicy food, classical music, contemplating on her special stuff, and not to mention her special stuff. Dislikes People who fawn too much on her salamander, cats, ear-piercing metal, _{also anime and manga} Theme Schedule: Roanesca is on a college software engineering schedule; subjects vary from day to day. However, most common time period is from 9:00 to 5:00.

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Far, far in the back of the crowd, while the headmistress gave a much cliched opening statement, a certain woman leaned against the concrete of the auditorium with her head bowed. Her deep dark brown hair flowed down, as it rested on the concrete, while the green ribbon that held it in place seemed to do nothing to even shorten the threads of her head. Her dress shirt, a mixture of white, black, and green, had a little peculiar red ball on its chest. This ball seemed to be a plain ornament... or was it? This was her actual seeing eye, as the eyes on her head served no more purpose than to show her expressions, which as of right now displayed an unimpressed, yet still curious, mien. She was unimpressed, perhaps, to the introductory speech, although her scrolling "eyes" showed a curiosity to whatever something new may come in to this year. To most students, she was simply known as Sarina Marcel, the teacher that gave lectures boisterously, and sometimes, annoyingly. Others, who had affiliations to the mystics, may know her as a rather powerful fallen angel, although very few truly know her as Sariel, a legendary figure of destruction, who have sealed most of her power away. When the headmistress had done speaking, Sarina Marcel raised her head and leaped forward and away from the wall, to begin the first business of her first day at this year of work: to spot the main character try and familiarize whatever face she sees in this rather big room. Most of them were the fairly usual blondes, brunettes and gingers, but a few had unusual hair colors of light blue, deep red, light green, too black, and among many other colors. Most of them were simply dyed, but those with odd hair were more likely to possess something special than most others, and the Japanese exchange students, or at least how Sarina Marcel interpreted their names, who had this characteristic were by far the most likely to have something magical in their reach. That leads her to ask: Is Japan a magical country or something? Sarina Marcel simply laughed it off, then continued her job memorizing the faces of the students in this very hall. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Mister Sickle, today's a bountiful harvest for you and me!~♥ If only Miss Sariel didn't gaze at me too much...."