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You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

DUI?

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

-Dictator GMs whose directions has to be exactly followed by the roleplayers. Seriously, if you want a story where you are absolutely in charge of then you should just write a damn story yourself instead.

-8 gorillion Harry Potter RPs, 21 brazillion Sword Art Online RPs, 53 zimbabwillion Naruto RPs, 3895249028492839202919121002901091 unfortillion Greek God-themed/"Percy Jackson" RPs. And if most, if not all of them are just of the same damn premise. This is why I'm not keen on fandom roleplays.

-Anime expies on supposedly serious roleplays, Jesus Christ. Getting caught in the middle of the raid and suddenly there's an annoying, overly girlish "IYAAAAAAAAH!~" outta nowhere because a masochistic girl interpreted getting beat with bats as getting pounded with dicks. Can you not ruin the moment?

-Bump. Bump. BUMP. bump. BUMP. Reboot. Post. Dead. BUMP. BUMP. BUMP. Reboot. It's dead, god damn it! I know it feels hard on you, but put that lifeless roleplay out to pasture already. Try presenting a different one.

-Someone gets promoted to authority in an RP and boom. There's some guy who opposes that move because they think they are plotting/have plotted something, and argues it in the OOC where everything spirals out of control and kills the RP. Complain in a PM instead, it's better confined and quarantined there.

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

-I get it when people whose native language is not English are poor at it, but given enough exposure to the words of the better-experienced, they should have at least improve after some time. If you think that "alot" is a legitimate word, you got a fuckton of run-ons, and/or you confuse "loose" with "lose", then use that excuse, and I see you got over hundreds of posts in hundreds of days, I'm not going to stop wearing my judging hat. (It's fine if you do it OOC because less effort is needed in mere discussion, unless it becomes unreadable.)

-Edgy, angsty teenage characters whose 2deep4u background and CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN nature simply serves to cut my wrist with that edge, eh, fuck those.

You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

That's my fucking third eye! At least I don't have to tell you that my eyes are up there!

Legends of Lavanya

Artav, in her more current appearance.
Took this on webcam so many parts are left out and looks not as what I desired, will color as soon as I can use my camera to take a better picture, which is currently charging.

You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

How come you haven't used that suit to get the hell out of this car? And if you think of doing so, please don't just leave me here!

Magica and Machina

Neat.

You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

What?

Who's that?

Our Online Names!

I have no fucking idea what went through my mind when I thought this up.

Although this led to confusion and hilarity whenever people used that adverb at the start of a sentence, which led to me jumping in and saying "You called?".

[weird-ass title for personal gallery]

#okuupai2k15