"OH, right!" redwood remembered that he looked really normal for someone who had powers. "I bet you're all wondering what I can do." His scarf began to levitate off of his neck and flatten out in midair. It began to expand to the size of a magic carpet. redwood stepped onto it and sat down. He began to sing...
"I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?"
He then put his groceries down on it, and stepped off. The scarf, turned 'magic carpet', transformed again into a little elf-shaped creature, who took his groceries and ate them in their packaging. The elf-shaped fabric creature would then turn into something like a crochet bag and lie lifeless on the floor, with the groceries inside.
"So, yes, I'm redwood lane, no capital letters. I was raised by lesbian women, who later on had a dispute. My mother kicked me out because I was trying to defend my other mom. Now I live off the chance of my clothes selling online." He went to go pick up his bag.