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Cairomaru said
psst guys. watch this before you go to sleep tonight.

Oka- waaaiitaminute...

And why hasn't anyone given me their gamer tag or sent me a friend request on xbox live? You guys are jerks.

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Psyker Landshark said
True that. Hralvar's probably the douchiest Nord in the RP currently, given that I had planned for his first reaction to meeting Vurwe (rip in peace) would be to pointedly look at the others and ask why the midget Thalmor wasn't dead yet.

Because apparently rotisserie elf is a "no no."

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Lol, you make it sound like I don't. I'm just leaving. I'm thinking... Breakfast burritos for dinner sounds like a good idea.

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I was half expecting a massive facepalm from you Dervs. But hey, I'm still up, we could banter.

And god dammit Cairo. I had managed to avoid reddit for all of two days but then you had to start talking about it so I spent all night there. For some truly bizarre reading, you should check out /r/shitredditsays. And before you ask, no it's not a joke/troll/circlejerk thread. The people there genuinely believe what is posted. And you will be immediately banned from the thread if you attempt to argue the point.

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Barus... Barus... Nope. Doesn't ring a bell. I got really familiar with the Blades' death cries/grunts though, maybe if you played Barus' I might remember him.

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WittyReference said
Aren't you from New Mexico? Seems those would be your chosen people.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

Lol, I live in NM but I'm not from NM.
Jeezus, I think that was the first genuinely racist joke, and dayum, if it wasn't a good one.

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Man, we have a proper slugfest going here. It's too bad no body is around to represent the Nords.
Then again, how can you make a case for a bunch of superstitious, racist, drunks.
Sorry Thyra. <3

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WittyReference said
Read above. Between the two of us, I think we'll be fine.

"Gorzath killed the Dragonborn's soul and consequently possesses the fury of a thousand dragons"

And Dervs thinks my character tends to be OP.

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Cairomaru said
oversized komodo dragons who can breathe underwater

Is this supposed to be an insult? Cause giant, water breathing, Komodo dragons sound pretty fuckin metal to me.

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Dipper said
WHAT DO ARGONIANS HAVE, VOLT? TREES THAT CAN SHOOT MATH AT DRAGONS? HAH!

I don't see a problem with this. Dragons can't do math.

WittyReference said
I wish you all the best in your remake of Beast Wars. Gorzath and I'll just be over here annexing territory, don't mind us.We killed a dragon once.

Cue every other Orc tribe promptly arriving and burning said territory to the ground.