Voltaire

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You guys need to calm down, it's not like Bambi will ever know. I killed him last week.

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... and there goes the neighborhood.

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Voltin said
Now don't play dumb.

Dewd, I seriously have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

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Dervish said
He also made more terrible wolf pack references than The Hang Over in that same movie

Doesn't matter. He fired from the hip like a boss and clipped three g36 mags together. He must a tactical fucking genius because no one else does that. It must be the tactical facial hair. I really need to get me some tactical facial hair.

And thanks for the breakdown Tick!

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Lolwat?
Should... Should I be insulted? Or flattered?

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Voltin said
Pretty much this.And not this. You shall always be Terry to me~ <3

Who the fuck is Terry?

Oh, and I realized I have no idea how the new PM system works.

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Dervish said
Chuck Norris is a talentless hag. Why would anyone want to be named after that wash-up?

Watchu talkin bout! He's still got it, he got bit by a rattlesnake recently. And after 10 agonizing hours it died. He told me so. Plus, 'Dat facial hair.

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Mmno. I'll accept Chuck Norris though.

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Who the fuck is Terry?

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K, it's my weekend so I can start writing up a post. I'll start the collab (unless somebody already did) but since Mark is handcuffed I'll be starting off mostly with snark because he is not Houdini.