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Experiment 249 said
It's got a blessing if fortitude,it can probably defend against poison, maybe, probably not...Thought of a joke. I bet they used swiss cheese on that pizza, because its holy! Get it? Like hole-y... I'm sorry I had to


*Sniff* ..A man after my own heart.
Things were escalating quickly. The tall one smashed the table. Several people among the pizza-goers leaped into action. Even Violet, the girl he had just met, leaped into the fray with a combat stance. He was briefly distracted with the thought of learning human martial arts before he snapped back to the present.

"Excellent idea Violet. Fear not, citizens!" Rumble called as he stood up on the table, "I shall defend you from this threat!" Rumble then pressed a button on his wrist. A large amount of clunking and clanging could be heard as his robot reassembled itself within the confines of the dumpster. Rumble then leaped off of the table and ran outside. Just one moment later Rumble and his mech skid into view outside of the building. He wore his suit in glorious fashion, pointed sunglasses and all. Unfortunately Venator Rex was too wide to fit through the door. And while he could probably bust his way in... he doubted the humans would appreciate the front of their establishment blown open. So he stood at the doorway for a moment in silence.

"Uh... so... I'll WAIT OUT HERE. FIEND." He anounced through the mech's speaker system. Then he walked out of the way of the door to patiently wait outside. In the most lame way possible.
This is escalating very quickly. I guess that's what happens when you get several super powered beings in the exact same room.
Baryl O'Connor sat alone in his room, studying a piece of concrete he had found. Barry didn't know the actual names of the many minerals that made up the substance, but he was intimately familiar with each of them. This piece was adequate. Barry placed this rock among the many others in the back corner. This was where all of the carving stones went. He peered over to the opposite corner. In this corner were his finished pieces. Most of them were animals, but occasionally he sculpted other things. He actually had a sculpture of Rose himself, standing beside an exact duplicate. He remembers when he first seen Rose, the sight of two people with the same appearance standing close to each other had been something interesting enough for him to sculpt. He'd never let Rose know these were here though. The man was tolerable most of the time, but sometimes he would become insufferably nosy. Barry avoided him most of the time.

Suddenly Barry begun feeling his stomach gurgle. 6 already? He's been going through the same routine for so long that he could tell the time based on how hungry he was. With a sigh Baryl got up and made his way out of his cell. People who frequented the area around his cell knew exactly when he was going to leave. It became something of a game for some of the other inmates, but Barry did not mind them. He marched through the building at his usual leisurely pace, looking to get a bite to eat.
The average member of his species is about 0.8 meters tall. However, Rumble is considered especially short by his species standards so he's closer to 0.7 or 0.6 meters. So he's basically just shorter then an average meter stick. His robot would be about as tall as a car, maybe a few inches more.
"Just one sec." Rumble said as he clicked a few commands on his gloves. His mech then proceeded to step into the nearest dumpster.. then it's arms fell off. Then it's legs popped off as well. Rumble's entire robot was in pieces, but it was designed to be able to come apart and quickly put itself together again for easy storage. He then removed his helmet, and like a hologram the rest of his super hero outfit faded away to be replaced with more casual wear. He neatly placed his helmet on his seat before jumping out of the dumpster by Violet's side. The lid of the dumpster slammed down and Venator Rex was successfully hidden. Rumble doubted that anyone could seriously hijack his robot with all of the security measures he had installed, but better safe then sorry.
"When you're in Rome you do as the Roman's do. That's a human saying is it not?"

Rumble was grateful for this human's assistance. He followed her out of the alley as she instructed.
"This "pizza" sounds interesting. Kind of like Snaggle beast pie, but we've never thought to put fruits into it. Sounds weird.. Let's try it!"
Rumble resolved himself to find a way to repay her generosity after this. It was the hero's way was it not? But suddenly it occurred to him that he didn't even know her name.
"So, what should I call you?" He said, not letting the sight of the gigantic man phase him. In fact he casually made his way to the front door of the pizzeria as if it was a completely normal day. He got a few odd glances from the gathering of people there but the sight of the humungous metal blue guy kept most eyes off of Rumble. The Yordle struggled a to open the front door, but he tried his best to hold it open as he waved Violet in. Why did humans make their doors so heavy! On his planet doors opened themselves!

When he entered the joint Rumble hopped into the first cubicle he saw and cracked open the menu. Human food was so exotic! He pondered all of the odd things on the menu. Rumble took note of the prices listed. Somehow he was doubtful his currency could be used here. Yeah. He certainly owed her one after this was through. Rumble briefly noticed the commotion happening at the front of the line. It wasn't until now that he realized how freaked out the humans were.
"Is he a local?" Rumble asked Violet with a lone finger pointing at the tall one.
If I had any more comedy genius then the entire economy would crash as everyone would be too carried away having fits of laughter to accomplish anything. Chaos would inevitably follow. Be thankful.
I'll throw my hat into the blowout pile. I mean, we wouldn't want to BLOW our load too early with these villains do we? (Hurhur)
If you had decided to make Wukong you could have actually based him off of the god. Such as the Ability to ride clouds around and stuff like that. He is known to have quite a few really cool abilities like shape shifting into animals and stuff (but that might have taken away from beast boy a bit too much to work).
Rumble's ears twitched as he heard a voice behind. He slowly turned around to see a human creature standing in the alley with and astounded look on it's face. He stumbled for a moment before gaining his composure.

"Erm.. um.. Yes! Of Course! If there was such a thing as gravel cookies, I'd be the toughest cookie of all of them! Cause you know gravel is tough and... Ahem." With a glint of his shades the yordle performed a nimble back flip and landed in the cockpit of Venator.
"Allow me to introduce myself! I am known as Galaxian! I am a universe class crime fighter, space explorer, and dancer! I am as swift as a Comet, as passionate as the sun, with all of the strength and mysteriousness of a black hole!" Whilst Rumble Rambled on him and his robot did various heroic gestures that would put the power rangers, superman, and all of the fantastic four to shame all at once. His cape was waving in the wind despite there being no breeze at all.. it was an important feature as far as he was concerned.

"However, you may call me Rumble. Rumble Piltover." There was a moment of silence as he watched the stunned expression of the human. He wondered if that was how most humans reacted when they saw such majesty... lined with a bit of silly ridiculousness. He wasn't positive of the gender of the human since shockingly he has done little to no research on their biology since visiting the planet, and he thought it might be rude to ask. He should probably get on that.
"Okay so I know you probably have a lot of questions, which I would love to answer. But I must ask- where can a space explorer get a bite to eat around here?"
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