Wayne

Peril Stories Version 5033455

::: "Huh? What tools? I didn't see any."

Catastrophe (Star Fox 64 RP)

Just barely defused a crisis between my best friend and my mom's ex-boyfriend tonight. Right when I've been becoming an anxious wreck again.

If I'm not able to get into this RP, that's why. Fuck... every time I try to RP, there's always some sort of fucking crisis that goes on in my life that makes me scatterbrained and unable to continue an RP beyond a few days at best.

Most deplorable characters/things you've RPed

FortunesFaded said
Oh, man. I saw this thread and couldn't mention Jackson Murphy.

The Walking Dead has to be the best setting for RPing sadistic characters. I want to join one soon.

Roleplayer Guild's Closet Lounge

As far as anyone in real life knows or cares, I'm either straight or asexual. And that's how I want to keep it IRL.

But in case I haven't already admitted it here... I'm bi-curious. And if we're bringing my online interactions elsewhere into the mix as well, I'm bisexual. I don't identify all that well with the LGBT community, and I'd be comfortable living the rest of my life with a strictly straight lifestyle, but fact remains that every now and then I am attracted to a man just as I would be to a woman.

Stesm

I have Steam too, but like Clirkus I'm only really interested in single-player games. Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead 1 & 2... all the other multiplayer games I have on my computer... they're gathering more dust than the inside of the Queen's tits.

Peril Stories Version 5033455

::: "The black guy on the rocks over there. He did it. He built a shelter over by the walls with what he took from your merchant stand. By the way, know where I can get an axe?"

Man I feel great

Alcohol always helps me be more extroverted. I'm in this podcast and the first time I've been able to sit through a whole episode talking with everyone in it was when I had a nice cold beer.

Still need to keep an eye on how much I drink though. I have a really bad habit of drinking too much every now and then, but I've been able to control it better lately.

Catastrophe (Star Fox 64 RP)

Fair shit. Always good to make stuff up where the canon story's lacking.

I've decided on two characters. A disgraced former Cornerian commander, responsible for catastrophic military losses as a result of his extravagance and narcissism, and now trying to redeem himself as a hero to Fortuna. And his reckless borderline psychopath of a son.

Catastrophe (Star Fox 64 RP)

A cougar character is probably going to have to be of Cornerian origin, right?

I've forgotten almost everything about Star Fox because the last time I've played any of them games was when I was still in elementary school. I might need some lectures on the Star Fox universe here and there.

Peril Stories Version 5033455

::: Take down the dead tree closest to me, to the SW of the gate, and use the wood to build punji sticks that will be planted between the wall column to the right side of my shelter, to the red-brown rock formation just south of my shelter. That way, anyone trying to reach my shelter from the east will have to go around the rock formation to reach it. If the 2 guards get within 5 feet of me while I'm gathering wood from the tree or building my punji barrier, I'm going to frenzy and attack them. First priority should be to cripple them as much as possible by breaking their arms and legs, but leave them alive for now. Second priority would be to kill them in battle if I cannot risk keeping them alive at all.