It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"
"Hi~"
Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!
Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.
I do a mean magic show though!
Nope! I have no idea why I did this.
Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.
Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)
So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~＊~ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ~＊~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.
Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Oh looky, another normal day in the Village. Village Village. So nice, I sure do hope mobsters from the 60s don't time travel back into our times and, as the French say, fuck the shit up.
But suddenly, Harambe was shot and the entire cult collapsed on itself, but not without a last word from the Savior, "Keepus Dickus Outus," and then he died.
But suddenly, he snapped back into reality. The guard dog/cat/imps were all hallucinations from the high he got after acquiring his new sword, now nothing was in between him and his employer's house.
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[center][color=8040bf]"Hi~"[/color][/center]
Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!
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Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.
I do a mean magic show though!
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Nope! I have no idea why I did this.
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[color=8040bf]Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.
Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)
So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a [i]PURR[/i]sian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the [i]~＊~ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ~＊~[/i]. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.
Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!
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RPs I'm In
[list][*][url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/159317-the-horrors-of-coventry-chapter-2-deadpool/ic]Horros of Coventry[/url][/list]
RPs I GM In
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[center][color=8040bf][i]Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy[s]/AKA genderbent me tbh[/s][/i][/color][/center]
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[center][color=8040bf][i]Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,[/i][/color][/center]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5WMlZzWTI5dFpTQjBieUIwYUdVZ1RXRm5hV01nVTJodmR5RSwuMAAA/awery.regular.png" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/WNei8uh.png" /><img src="http://i.imgur.com/2VcTwxd.png" /><img src="http://i.imgur.com/SnevQRl.png" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/j5rSHH2U7sGIw/source.gif" /></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><span class="bb-i">"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"</span></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5WMmwwWTJnZ1EyRjAuMAAAAAAA/awery.smallcaps.png" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/10hYle4ODEWty0/giphy.gif" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="#8040bf">"Hi~"</font></div><br><br>Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name=""How are you so awesome?"">"How are you so awesome?" [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/xBPNysTBb3Eru/giphy.gif" /></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name=""Are you a bad witch?"">"Are you a bad witch?" [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know. <br><br>I do a mean magic show though!<br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/NWcXSiWLSeW2c/giphy.gif" /></div></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name=""Is there a point to this shitty FAQ?"">"Is there a point to this shitty FAQ?" [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Nope! I have no idea why I did this.</div></div><br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/Cjpnc9sRcZtAs/giphy.gif" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5WMmh2SUVGdElFa2dVbVZoYkd4NVB3LCwuMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/awery.smallcaps.png" /></div><br><br><font color="#8040bf">Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now. <br><br>Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)<br><br>So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a <span class="bb-i">PURR</span>sian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the <span class="bb-i">~＊~ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ~＊~</span>. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs. <br><br>Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!</font><br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/13EeCFOCbV8yVW/giphy.gif" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5VbEJ6LjAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,,/awery.smallcaps.png" /></div><br><br>RPs I'm In<br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/159317-the-horrors-of-coventry-chapter-2-deadpool/ic">Horros of Coventry</a></li></ul><br><br>RPs I GM In<br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li>None!</li></ul><br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/YActYxnOaxfd6/giphy.gif" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5Wa2xRY3csLC4wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/awery.smallcaps.png" /></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="#8040bf"><span class="bb-i">Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy<span class="bb-s">/AKA genderbent me tbh</span></span></font></div><br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/oyilt5h.gif" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><br><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="#8040bf"><span class="bb-i">Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,</span></font></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRmNyPIlDoP83UQ/source.gif" /></div></div>
