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The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Med school's gonna be fun.

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Leidenschaft said
We all have those days. At least you could watch the sunrise. I was puking from 11pm to 3am night before last and a good part of the day was spent scrunched up in my bed with my head in my hands trying not to throw up. Rum and I have our ups and downs, what friends don't? Right? Am I rght? IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I SWEAR.

"I'm the *hic* Doctor here and I shaid take off your pantsh!"

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Good morning to you too, Sunshine.

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

That was a helluva trip, Soul; I especially liked Herman and the Solar Winds.

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Dervs, I can't help but feel like you guys are just adding unnecessary steps.

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Leidenschaft said Oooooooh, a Burkswallow post. I enjoyed it.

Cub: "So...you're not the Moon Shadow then? Marion, give me back those javelins."

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Soul, you reminded me of something: what with the meet up finally feasible I've done some thinking. Blade is around six foot, Vendel is six foot eight, these are not small men by any stretch of the imagination. My question is though, could they use Cub's hammer if the situation arose?

See, I always envisioned the twohanders ingame to be weighted for a six foot individual as Nords, Orcs, even the Forsworn native to the area were pretty sizable. So using this, the Ebony Warhammer ingame is thirty pounds for a six foot individual. Cub of course, as we all know, is eight feet for reasons of [REDACTED]. Using some simple math we see that Cub's hammer, having been crafted for eight feet rather than six would make it forty pounds of ebony to hoist about. To put this in perspective, Blade's Dwemer Sword weighs less than half that at nineteen pounds.

This is of course excluding both Vendel's Battlecry (not to mention the long-standing tradition of a Nord dying on their feet with whatever weapon happens to be closest) and Blade's particular brand of "Hist-rage" (an interesting counterpart to Cub's poisoned bloodrage, the former increasing the user's vitality and strength through use of inbody additives while the latter weakens the body through surging levels of foreign toxin) Factoring these in, I think it would reasonable for either of our heavy hitters to the West to wield such a beast in as much as aforementioned parameters allow but with diminished returns as the battle went on.

What do you guys think?

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Leidenschaft said
They'll get'cha. And with my last post, I'm wondering what your groups' reactions to a 6'8" Nord with a warhammer coming out of nowhere to bash the shit out of the crab you guys are fighting will be.

Friend :D

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Fuck cassowaries.

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Don't worry Dervs, I think I found the perfect image to celebrate both occasions. Truly we're not so different after all.