Work_U_Dumb — Roleplayer Guild

I walk into the city and I see no one is in there. I start walking in when direction when I see a building. It turns out to be a tavern and I smile. Finally, I think, I have gotten to the tavern. I open the door and laugh. I see two dwarves talking. I sneak past them and sneak into the back room. I see lots of beer and wine on each side of the wall. I grab a beer and start chuggin.

After about 5 I start to be woozy. I laugh and relise I'm drunk. I almost fall over. I skip over to the wine wall and start drinking some of that to. After about 2 I fall over and start laughing. I laid there and started thinking about how stupid I was for joining this group. I realise that the only type of lady who would be stupid enough to join this was an Elvish Healer. After that I begin to think about very, very, very skilled elvish healers.

I then think of only 2 names. Joleen the Elvish Priest and Coriana the Healer. After that I then think about how old they are. Joleen is 300 Elvish years old, while Coriana is only 80, that means the only possible choice is Coriana. I almost yell, Coriana is the nicest elf ever, I know I am way below her league in every way possible. If you did not know us Thief elves thing of her as royalty as she is the hottest elf alive, what some of us would do to even be near her is insane.

I am so mad at that moment I almost try and get back up, but then I think of something. I think that if I don't try and flirt with Coriana and I save her life a couple of times then maybe she will start to like me. I even pray to the Elvish god of Love that this plan will work. When I start feeling a bit better I get back up and set in a chair. I then think about how I will kill a giant. I think up a plan pretty quickly. I climb up the giant and carve out a little area behind the neck which should make him fall. After I do this I close my eyes and I drift off to sleep.

So far it is great. Just adding some more to my pantheon.

Name: Martum
Pantheon: Neckianan
Pantheon Head: Ieyar
Nation: Neckian
City Landscape: Shares the city with Ieyar
Personality: Cold, Narcissist, Opportunistic, Smart.
Legend: After being born from Ophy Martum started training. He killed all he could. When he was older he challenged Ieyar for the title of Head. Ieyar won and casted him to the underworld where he is stuck to control the moon.
Title: God of the Moon, God of the underworld
Entitled Powers: Makes the moon orbit, drags people into the underworld
Gained Powers: None

Name: Olivian
Pantheon: Neckianan
Pantheon Head: Ieyar
Nation: Neckianan
City Landscape: Shares with Ieyar.
Personality: Crazy, Selfish, Athletic, Likes to hold grudges
Legend: Born from the god Ophy. Olivian has been supplying wisdom to humans from the beginning of time. She also supplies humans with hate.
Title: God of Wisdom, God of Hate
Entitled Powers: Can make anyone hate anyone. Can make people smarter.
Gained Powers: None.
Misc: Anti Ophy

Name: Jorortis
Pantheon: Neckianan
Pantheon Head: Ieyar
Nation: Neckian
City Landscape: Same as Ieyar
Personality: Smart, Shy, Likes to hide
Legend: Born from a battle between two empires Jorotis decided the outcome. Since then he has been creating human weapons and controlling the wars.
Title: God of Strategy, God of War, God of Weapons.
Entitled Powers: Can make any ancient weapon. Can make great strategies. Can make anyone want to go to war.
Gained Powers: None

Name: Maritae
Pantheon: Neckianan
Pantheon Head: Ieyar
Nation: Neckian
City Landscape: Same as Ieyar
Personality: Brave, Likes to fight
Legend: Born in the same battle as Jorotis, Maritae made the warriors brave. She lives with Jorotis
Title: God of Bravery
Entitled Powers: Makes people brave.

Name: Ne-mict
Appearance: A human with a bird head, Looks like an aztec and wears aztec warrior clothing
Pantheon: Neckianan
Pantheon Head: Ieyar
Nation: Neckian
City Landscape: Same as Ieyar
Personality: Cool, Calm, Collected, Likes to Kill things
Legend: An eagle was accidentally shot down by Ophy. To make sure Ieyar did not get mad she made the eagle a god. This God was made the Heavenly judger and he controls the sun
Title: God of the sun, God of Life
Entitled Powers: Make people back to life. Controls the sun.

Name: Tripada
Appearance: A buff human with a bird head, Has four arms and 2 large wings.
Pantheon: Neckianan
Pantheon Head: Ieyar
Nation: Neckian
City Landscape: Same as Ieyar
Personality: Insane, Power Hungry, Violent,
Legend: A Hawk was shot down by Ophy. Ieyar was very mad that Ophy did not make the Hawk a god as she made an Eagle a god. Ophy went back and gave the Hawk divine powers. This hawk is the Guard of Heaven and make sure only dead things enter.
Title: God of Gladiators, God of Royalty
Entitled Powers: Makes people want to fight, Gives people power.

Name: Obamia
Appearance: A Human-Bird crossover. It has the shape of a child and it has feathers all of its body. It has a raven head and large raven wings.
Pantheon: Neckianan
Pantheon Head: Ieyar
Nation: Neckian
City Landscape: Same as Ieyar
Personality: Deceitful, Corrupt, Tricky
Legend: While Ophy mad the hawk a god this Raven flew into the blast. This Raven is a god who is not supposed to be a god. He hides from Ieyar in other cities around the empire.
Title: God of Deceit, God of Corruption, God of Politicians.
Entitled Powers: Makes people lie, Makes people crazy, Makes people Corrupt.

Name: Chewy
Pantheon: Neckianan
Pantheon Head: Ieyar
Nation: Neckian
City Landscape: Shares the city with Ieyar
Personality: Hungry, Fat, Crazy, Looks like a goat that stands like a human
Legend: A Goat who walked into a portal into the underworld. It was given powers and made the Underworld guard
Title: God of Eating, God of Goats, Devil Goat
Entitled Powers: Makes people hungry, Makes people food, Can make anything edible, Turns things into goats.
Misc: Is the Devil Goat, It likes to eat.

Name: Wishgic
Appearance: IT'S A PONY
Pantheon: Neckianan
Pantheon Head: Ieyar
Nation: Neckian
City Landscape: Shares the city with Ieyar
Personality: Stupid, Laughable,
Legend: After Ieyar got drunk and watched a stupid play about a pony named twilight sparkle he made this god.
Title: God of Ponies
Entitled Powers: Turns things into a pony

Name: Nikomedes
Appearance: It is a very large tortoise.
Pantheon: Neckianan
Pantheon Head: Ieyar
Nation: Neckian
City Landscape: Shares the city with Ieyar
Personality: Fun, Slow, Lovable, Nice, Calm, Not Shy, Outgoing, Sweet
Legend: When the Pony god got created the world went out of balance. It was turning everything into ponies. Ieyar saved us by making this little guy. He is the Anti Pony. He turns ponies back to humans
Title: Pony Destroyer, God of Killing Ponies
Entitled Powers: Can Kill Ponies how he wants to. Turns Ponies into human. Can spin in his shell to fly.

Name: Titanioa
Pantheon: Neckianan
Appearance: Giant Sea snake
Pantheon Head: Ieyar
Nation: Neckian
City Landscape: Shares the city with Ieyar
Personality: Decietful, evil, smart,
Legend: Ieyar saw the huge floods happening in his kingdom. To make this stop he created Titanioa, the god of water to control it.
Title: God of Water
Entitled Powers: Controls water

Name: Servduilius
Pantheon: Neckianan
Pantheon Head: Ieyar
Nation: Neckian
City Landscape: Shares the city with Ieyar
Personality: Serious, Nervous and Vain
Legend: The bastard child of Cymus and Olivian, he was officially granted Divine status after he saved a baby from a lion. Since then he has been protecting humans
Title: The Protecter, God of Defence
Entitled Powers: Can create a force field around him, Can create a shield around him, Knows when people are in trouble.

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