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Sacrilege War (Apocalyptic Grimdark Fantasy)

Ships ain't shit. Let's go fuck'em, Titanic

Sacrilege War (Apocalyptic Grimdark Fantasy)

Titanic said
I think pixie is going to be a major part in the diet of my people. What else can I find nearly everywhere and is edible?

Humans?

Sacrilege War (Apocalyptic Grimdark Fantasy)

Making a list of realms to topple with my invincible million-pixie swarm.... Prepare your anus...es.

Sacrilege War (Apocalyptic Grimdark Fantasy)

I think I will have the Firmehi speak in pig latin. That sounds like fun.

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ii inkthay ii illway avehay ethay Irmehifay eakspay ini igpay atinlay. Atthay oundssay ikelay unfay.

Sacrilege War (Apocalyptic Grimdark Fantasy)

Uh, just going to say that the big black hole in the middle of the earth is the ultimate source of lovecraftian horrors and general blight.

Sacrilege War (Apocalyptic Grimdark Fantasy)

Ay, Serp, I need the good and bad things that you're supposed to make up for me

Sacrilege War (Apocalyptic Grimdark Fantasy)

Isotope said
Time to make SpriteDonaldsDa Da Da da da!

You could grind them up bones and all and mold them into nuggets, wouldn't know the difference.

Sacrilege War (Apocalyptic Grimdark Fantasy)

Titanic said
Are sprites edible or too much bone, too little meat?

Uh, by percentage they're about as much meat as a human, there's more meat than bone but it's mostly low-quality fatty, stringy meat. I guess if you could manage to catch them you could eat them no problem, their bones are too thin to hold up against bite strength. It'd probably give you high cholesterol or something. Killing you slowly from the heart out.

Lantern

Hania got up with Anise's help. She stumbled a little out of dehydration and looked at the boy, rubbing her eyes softly and then wiping them on what was left of her outfit. She turned around to the water when the boy's speculation caught her off guard -

Mokley said "You don't look like pirates, but you're definitely not Kith. You're from a place called Riverforde, where there are still kings and princesses."

Pirates? There are pirates here? But- this was a forest. What kind of pirates lived in the woods? She opened her mouth to ask a question but his patting her head interrupted her. She clenched her eyes closed as he suddenly began to pat her on the head. She cocked her head to the side and opened her mouth again, out of astonishment rather than trying to say anything. What kind of person was this? Kith? Is that what he was?

Mokley said Didn't you drink from the pool?

She turned back around to the pool at his mention of water and hobbled towards it, when she reached it's edge she fell on her knees and dipped her hands into the pool, she brought the water up to her lips, it was incredibly refreshing and sweet. Hania could feel it giving an edge to her focus. It was then that she saw the black eel-like creature circling at the bottom of the pool, she pulled back from it's edge quickly, "Wh- what's that?!" she said, pointing down into the pool.

Deep Ground Online: War of Strangers

TheWindel said
Depending on how life goes for me, the GM post will either go up tonight or tomorrow night. I can tell you now that the effects of the post will possibly affect that meeting. That being said, are you all willing to wait for the GM post and then edit your collab before finishing? Or will you just describe the King's reactions in your next separate post? The effect will not last long, but it will cause worry for concern wherever the Kings are at. You just have to let me know whether you want them to endure it together as a group or not.

Yeah, we can wait for the GM post, it'd probably be better than trying to organize everyone to make a SECOND collab. These things are logistic monsters.