I would see this like natsu picking a fight with laxus.... idk why
How I read what Lazarus said: "Hello! Welcome to Phoenix Wing! You're probably going to be attacked because of it, but we can kick their ass. I'm a prick, but I'm totally not, now tell me everything about you."PAHAHAHAHA I love this ^ :') You pretty much got it spot on
Oh I did. Okay. Good. I'll post in about twenty five minutes is yippee doesn't. And I'll post as penny toobeat you, mwahahahaha