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“Joe….I…got it.” He said with a nod and then turned his gaze to Leon. “And you’re Lance.” He looked at his sword and then at the tiger. “You two say Hi!” He pointed at his sword. “You two already know Stripes but this is Junior…..he’s my sword.” He said.
“He’s a smart fella for a sword and stuff but me? I’m here because I’m gifted that’s what my mom said.” David chuckled. "So she sent me here to this camp for the gifted people."
But he knew and David was sure at their hearts they knew to.
"I'm probably like the most gifted person here to be honest, ya know? I mean I'm like real good at stuff....like pressing buttons and even wiping, can you guys do that? I'm a master wiper and I mean a master, barely got it on my fingers last time."
“He’s a smart fella for a sword and stuff but me? I’m here because I’m gifted that’s what my mom said.” David chuckled. "So she sent me here to this camp for the gifted people."
But he knew and David was sure at their hearts they knew to.
"I'm probably like the most gifted person here to be honest, ya know? I mean I'm like real good at stuff....like pressing buttons and even wiping, can you guys do that? I'm a master wiper and I mean a master, barely got it on my fingers last time."
“I’m gonna put him in our camp freezer.” David said ignoring Joe’s statement. “This is probably what snow cats are like.”
David flashed Joe and Leon the same bright smile he'd been wearing for most of the walk. "I'm David!" He said. "David Sinsomething or something....I don't know, is kinda hard to spell the last part of my name.....and well spell anything really."
"Anyway who are you two?"
David flashed Joe and Leon the same bright smile he'd been wearing for most of the walk. "I'm David!" He said. "David Sinsomething or something....I don't know, is kinda hard to spell the last part of my name.....and well spell anything really."
"Anyway who are you two?"
“Sooooo like is our camping ground passed this place?” David asked curiously looking around the city that reminded him so very much of home. It wasn’t nearly as pretty as where he lived though, looking at the sky the thin black smog above made him desire to chew on it like a piece of chocolate cotton candy.
Was that a thing?
It sounded like a thing.
David had tasted the sweet joys of cotton candy before but smogoton candy was new, he licked his lips as he was still dragging the frozen tiger which quickly made pedestrian eyes wander the groups way.
"Hey like have any of you ever eaten that cotton candy above us?" He asked looking at his new companions.
“This is gonna be great Junior!” David said to seemingly the air as twigs and dried leaves crushed under his feet.
He’d fallen slightly behind the other group to salvage the frozen remains of the beast.
The blue haired boy was.....well he was dragging the 500 hundred pound icy pop carcass through the path they were on with one hand. "I've never had a kitty before." He said.
"Oh well....there was Mittens but he died after I hugged him." David gave a firm nod. "But now me and Mister Stripes will be the best of friend ever!"
He’d fallen slightly behind the other group to salvage the frozen remains of the beast.
The blue haired boy was.....well he was dragging the 500 hundred pound icy pop carcass through the path they were on with one hand. "I've never had a kitty before." He said.
"Oh well....there was Mittens but he died after I hugged him." David gave a firm nod. "But now me and Mister Stripes will be the best of friend ever!"
David snorted at the others silence. “Are none of you really concerned about werewolves!” He sighed. “They only come out with it’s a full sun, right?”
He was positive it was a full sun……or maybe it was half sun, maybe they couldn't hear him, the only logical conclusion his brain could muster was that they somehow weren't hearing him.
"HEY WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL OF WEREWOLVES!" He shouted. "I don't want my first day of summer camp for messed up or nothing by them."
David's grin return. "Have you guys even ever been to a camp before?" His grew more excited. "Do they actually do like camp things? Bath with bears, live in tents and eat skunks.....well I tried that once actually!"
On and on.....
"He was a mean skunk though that sprayed me in my mouth when I bit him and stuff, but its okay because I drank tomatoes after!"
David stopped again like a deer in the headlights. "What was I talking about earlier again?"
He was positive it was a full sun……or maybe it was half sun, maybe they couldn't hear him, the only logical conclusion his brain could muster was that they somehow weren't hearing him.
"HEY WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL OF WEREWOLVES!" He shouted. "I don't want my first day of summer camp for messed up or nothing by them."
David's grin return. "Have you guys even ever been to a camp before?" His grew more excited. "Do they actually do like camp things? Bath with bears, live in tents and eat skunks.....well I tried that once actually!"
On and on.....
"He was a mean skunk though that sprayed me in my mouth when I bit him and stuff, but its okay because I drank tomatoes after!"
David stopped again like a deer in the headlights. "What was I talking about earlier again?"
BAIT A VIRGIN!!!
WEREWOLVES!!!
WEREWOLVES!!!
“AR-AR-AR!” Dog noises and howls erupted from David’s mouth upon exiting the boat, he was dressed casually for the most part in overalls with a yellow stripped shirt under them.
For the most part David resembled that of any boy in his late teens save for the fact he was currently barking at the sun and the fact he had sky blue hair.
“I hope there like aren’t any werewolves in these woods.” He said walking up next to the captain. “Could you like even imagine that sir?”
David’s face was serious.
“Like if a wolfman just popped out of a bush and killed one of them!” His voice raised as he pointed at Fin, Aldwine and Hikaru.
“Cause monsters really like pretty ladies and stuff.” David frowned. “But the poor monsters always die when they fall in love with the ladies.”
He’d barely spoke one word on the boat but now oh now he could barely contain the excitement coursing through his charged veins.
“That’s how we can defeat the werewolf Captain!” David gave a bright toothy grin. “We just use one of the females as bait but normally I think they need to be a …..uh….hold on…..what was the word?”
He zoned out for several seconds.
“There is something a lady always has to be before a monster eats her, what was it?”
His bright eyes shifted down to the sheathed katana that was buckled around his waist for a moment before turning back to the captain and the others.
“Right!” He said. “The monster will only devour the insides of a virgin…....whatever that is but Junior says it needs to be a virgin.” He clapped his hands. "So who has a virgin to lure it out! We should probably pass them out if anybody has more then one."
For the most part David resembled that of any boy in his late teens save for the fact he was currently barking at the sun and the fact he had sky blue hair.
“I hope there like aren’t any werewolves in these woods.” He said walking up next to the captain. “Could you like even imagine that sir?”
David’s face was serious.
“Like if a wolfman just popped out of a bush and killed one of them!” His voice raised as he pointed at Fin, Aldwine and Hikaru.
“Cause monsters really like pretty ladies and stuff.” David frowned. “But the poor monsters always die when they fall in love with the ladies.”
He’d barely spoke one word on the boat but now oh now he could barely contain the excitement coursing through his charged veins.
“That’s how we can defeat the werewolf Captain!” David gave a bright toothy grin. “We just use one of the females as bait but normally I think they need to be a …..uh….hold on…..what was the word?”
He zoned out for several seconds.
“There is something a lady always has to be before a monster eats her, what was it?”
His bright eyes shifted down to the sheathed katana that was buckled around his waist for a moment before turning back to the captain and the others.
“Right!” He said. “The monster will only devour the insides of a virgin…....whatever that is but Junior says it needs to be a virgin.” He clapped his hands. "So who has a virgin to lure it out! We should probably pass them out if anybody has more then one."
Yo App Im here for the eats!
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Name: David Sinclair
Age: He is as old as he is....which isssss 19....he thinks
Gender: He is the one that has the magic tube coming from between his legs and does not have camel humps coming from his chest.
Appearance: Round babyish like face, messy blueish...hair....(I don't even know), distant brown eyes, he's a bit of a short boy but lean muscle can be seen on him. His clothing varies.
Personality: David appears to be mentally handicapped and I mean that in the most sincere way. He’s kind (or is he?), all loving (maybe) and just loves being him (HI MY NAME IS DAVID!). But the boy can barely function in normal society as he is.
Though despite his extreme idiocy he is very capable of understanding instructions if explained to him in a proper manner and he has almost animal like instincts at times. The rest is TBR.
Magic:
Physical Buffing: 9
Healing: 2
Non-Magical Combat:
Sword Play: 7
Support Skills:
He's not smart enough for anything like that.......
History: David is son of famed adventurers Debra and Doc Sinclair. The Sinclair family is extremely wealthy and all the family members whether distant or close related is known for their insane personalities or whacky exploits. David's parents famed adventurers of the family.
His parents are known for their travels and discoveries all over the world. They have found priceless jewels, ancient bones and even magical artifacts.
Once David was born his parents were quick to realize the boy's mental slowness.
So Debra halted her and her husband's adventures. To raise David best they could.
So they sheltered David keeping him under supervision at all times and home schooled. Sadly being sheltered made him unaccustomed to most of the outside world and he never was able to fully progress in his schooling.
As David was not doing as well as his parents had hoped his father began to resent him and would often ignore his son for long periods of time or beat him when he made a mistake.David’s mother on the hand treated him like a baby and still does, never letting him grow on his own.
David received a gift from his father on his sixteenth birthday, a black katana looking sword which was of magical origin or so his father claimed it was. The sword had come with a letter as well.
It was said to bestow knowledge.David received a gift from his father on his sixteenth birthday, a black katana looking sword which was of magical origin or so his father claimed it was. The sword had come with a letter as well.
It was said to bestow knowledge. And much to his parents surprise David began to do better in academics.
He was no genius but he finally seemed to be learning and of course he took his new toy everywhere. Though his father was very proud that the magical blade was boosting his son's intellect he still was quite vicious to him.
One fateful day Doc attempted to attack David but in an out of character displayed David crippled his own father from the waist down. The only thing Doc remembers is hearing David say the most vile words he'd ever heard.
Debra was shocked by this and also noticed David’s violent behavior was getting out of control.
She quickly deduced the sword was no doubt the cause. So she did extensive research on it. She with all her connections could only dig up myths and legends about the sword......none of them good.
Worst of all whatever was in that sword seemed to have bound itself to David's soul.
So Debra took action as she saw fit.
So with heavy heart she phoned an old friend of hers. A Dean of a school who specialized in such things. Once she explained the situation mages were dispatched to the house and with much 'resistance' they managed to contain whatever was in the sword......or at least they thought.
After this incident Debra had no choice but to send David off to the school so he could learn use the magic and being inside him properly plus she had a crippled husband to take care of.
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Name: JatterblaxxjagerBallsisxxxkolbazz (his true name) other wise known as Junior Black Jack McStabbing (the name David gave to him)
Appearance: A black sword which looks katana like.
Personality: Power hungry, wants to rule the world (despite also wanting to kill everything), hates everything and loves to kill!!!
Magic:
Junior boots David sword play and physical buffing by 3 and also provides him with heavy mind protection.
If enough power is build up Junior can fire magical blasts of pure hatred from himself.
History: TBR
But the story goes is that Junior was locked in the sword by an unknown mage.
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Name: David Sinclair
Age: He is as old as he is....which isssss 19....he thinks
Gender: He is the one that has the magic tube coming from between his legs and does not have camel humps coming from his chest.
Appearance: Round babyish like face, messy blueish...hair....(I don't even know), distant brown eyes, he's a bit of a short boy but lean muscle can be seen on him. His clothing varies.
Personality: David appears to be mentally handicapped and I mean that in the most sincere way. He’s kind (or is he?), all loving (maybe) and just loves being him (HI MY NAME IS DAVID!). But the boy can barely function in normal society as he is.
Though despite his extreme idiocy he is very capable of understanding instructions if explained to him in a proper manner and he has almost animal like instincts at times. The rest is TBR.
Magic:
Physical Buffing: 9
Healing: 2
Non-Magical Combat:
Sword Play: 7
Support Skills:
He's not smart enough for anything like that.......
History: David is son of famed adventurers Debra and Doc Sinclair. The Sinclair family is extremely wealthy and all the family members whether distant or close related is known for their insane personalities or whacky exploits. David's parents famed adventurers of the family.
His parents are known for their travels and discoveries all over the world. They have found priceless jewels, ancient bones and even magical artifacts.
Once David was born his parents were quick to realize the boy's mental slowness.
So Debra halted her and her husband's adventures. To raise David best they could.
So they sheltered David keeping him under supervision at all times and home schooled. Sadly being sheltered made him unaccustomed to most of the outside world and he never was able to fully progress in his schooling.
As David was not doing as well as his parents had hoped his father began to resent him and would often ignore his son for long periods of time or beat him when he made a mistake.David’s mother on the hand treated him like a baby and still does, never letting him grow on his own.
David received a gift from his father on his sixteenth birthday, a black katana looking sword which was of magical origin or so his father claimed it was. The sword had come with a letter as well.
It was said to bestow knowledge.David received a gift from his father on his sixteenth birthday, a black katana looking sword which was of magical origin or so his father claimed it was. The sword had come with a letter as well.
It was said to bestow knowledge. And much to his parents surprise David began to do better in academics.
He was no genius but he finally seemed to be learning and of course he took his new toy everywhere. Though his father was very proud that the magical blade was boosting his son's intellect he still was quite vicious to him.
One fateful day Doc attempted to attack David but in an out of character displayed David crippled his own father from the waist down. The only thing Doc remembers is hearing David say the most vile words he'd ever heard.
Debra was shocked by this and also noticed David’s violent behavior was getting out of control.
She quickly deduced the sword was no doubt the cause. So she did extensive research on it. She with all her connections could only dig up myths and legends about the sword......none of them good.
Worst of all whatever was in that sword seemed to have bound itself to David's soul.
So Debra took action as she saw fit.
So with heavy heart she phoned an old friend of hers. A Dean of a school who specialized in such things. Once she explained the situation mages were dispatched to the house and with much 'resistance' they managed to contain whatever was in the sword......or at least they thought.
After this incident Debra had no choice but to send David off to the school so he could learn use the magic and being inside him properly plus she had a crippled husband to take care of.
---
Name: JatterblaxxjagerBallsisxxxkolbazz (his true name) other wise known as Junior Black Jack McStabbing (the name David gave to him)
Appearance: A black sword which looks katana like.
Personality: Power hungry, wants to rule the world (despite also wanting to kill everything), hates everything and loves to kill!!!
Magic:
Junior boots David sword play and physical buffing by 3 and also provides him with heavy mind protection.
If enough power is build up Junior can fire magical blasts of pure hatred from himself.
History: TBR
But the story goes is that Junior was locked in the sword by an unknown mage.
Hmmm....
Somehow I feel cheated on.
Yet also enthusiastic
Somehow I feel cheated on.
Yet also enthusiastic
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