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Jero's neighbors are complete dumbasses.

Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Lady Squee
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They aren't good people, but I mean... bad people don't have to be complete morons!

I am at his house while he's at work, playing some DS2 and junk, and I look out his window and see two guys jumping on this car's windshield trying to break it in. I hope they fall through. Give me something fun to watch.

Stupid bitches.
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You mean you haven't ever played a good game of backwatta car stomp?
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No Toellner, don't post that.
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See now, if I looked outside and saw two people jumping on a windshield trying to break into a car, I'd call the police. But that's just a difference of values.
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The Nexerus said
See now, if I looked outside and saw two people jumping on a windshield trying to break into a car, I'd call the police. But that's just a difference of values.


Depends on whose car it is. If it's mine, people gun' get stabbed the police called on them, If it's anyone else's then lol
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The Nexerus said
See now, if I looked outside and saw two people jumping on a windshield trying to break into a car, I'd call the police. But that's just a difference of values.


It's their car.
Just to be clear.
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When you said, "two guys jumping on this car" I assumed you were aware that it didn't belong to them, or were at least not aware that it did.

I have a friend that's gotten locked out of his car three times in the past month. He decided to call someone in to unlock it instead of going through his windshield, though.
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They are testing the windshield's lifetime guarantee thing.
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The Nexerus said
When you said, "two guys jumping on this car" I assumed you were aware that it didn't belong to them, or were at least not aware that it did.I have a friend that's gotten locked out of his car three times in the past month. He decided to call someone in to unlock it instead of going through his windshield, though.


According to Jero's dad, they wrecked the car, then took off the doors and started driving it around down. When I went into the kitchen to ask him about it, apparently the car died because he saw one steering it and two others pushing it back home. Then once they got home, they started wrecking it even more. I even saw two of the dudes try to whack the windshield out with the door they had removed.

It was rather comical. No one fell in, though. The smallest boy finally hit it with a stick and it just went to pieces. Must have been a damn good windshield because I swear it took forever.

Your friend needs his keys sewn to his hands or something. Goodness.
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So instead of trying to fix it, they decide to wreck it even more... Yep, sounds about right.
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They're just taking the expensive route to making a go kart.
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They're just taking the expensive route to making a go kart.


Which would have been awesome.

Apparently they decided to burn it today.
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