The Alarm blared normally at 7:30 but today it did not. There was an eerie silence. Time ticked by and it was 11:30 and then the phone rang.

What? Oh shit.

He'd fall out of his single bed, breaking hundreds of chips, which was dinner last night.

Uh hello? Yes, I know, I'll be there in just a moment. No not a moment, I'm already on my way in fact I'm late cause I was getting you...COFFEE!

He realized what he had said knowing he didn't have a car, or money.

Oh no sir, I know exactly what kind you like. Will be there on the double. Good bye sir.

He'd hang up, and it was silent. He was still in his boxers that were white with red polka dots.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!