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Then you can call me well versed.

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It's so cool, right?

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It definitely can be. I guess in my situations, it’s not really a circumstance where you’d be stopping to admire the spectacle.

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If you could do it with normal fireworks, it’s awesome! Well, I think so at least. Or, in my head it seems like it would be cool... if I’d ever done it...

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Sure sounded like you’ve experienced it.

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It sounds like the thing to do! At least once.

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Something tells me you’re going to try it before I do.

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Sounds like you’ve already done it! Sorta.

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Not with fireworks designed to be mostly harmless. But maybe one day. Might make a good stunt if I ever perform again.

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Could show you... after repairs.

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*makes an exaggerated frown, looks down at your mangled bits and sighs, making eye contact*
I’m sorry buddy, there won’t be any repairs.

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Know what... I’m up against. Can win.

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*smiles and pats your cheek*
Admirable, but you were dead from the start.
*grips your temple and rips out a device that has a thick wire connected to your eye and pulls it out*

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*Screams, but without the energy to move*

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*spins your eye by the end of the device*
See? You still have a use.
*slings it over my shoulder and holds my hand up while a large cylindrical device digitally materializes onto it*
You lasted longer than I expected though. And even lived… kind of.
*slams the device into the ground*
So I’ll spare you of seeing your home glassed.
*lifts my leg and in a blur I smash your head into the rubble with a single kick*

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Ooh, you could mount a camera to your head and get a first-person shot! That’d be super!

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Could get it to look more cinematic if I had a good jetpack pilot or someone who can naturally fly well to fly alongside me with the camera. Ooh, that’s good…

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...
*My body topples over*

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That’s a music video right there!