I notice a lot of these threads are people reconnecting with old friends from the last incarnation of this site. Me? I wasn't really around for that, and found this resurrected site today on a whim. So you can consider this my sentence-shaped digital extension of a handshake.

(I promise I washed my hands.)

Also, a bonus funfact: Kayfabe is the pro-wrestling word for in-character. The more you know.