"Ahahahah!" A puff of pure white hair garnished with icy-blue tips dashed through a hallway of the Squad Eleven barracks, immediately after exiting the cafeteria. In the hand of this ball of fluff, she held a very neatly made, and rather larger than usual, rice ball. She held the ball by a strip of nori wrapped under the bottom and halfway up both sides of the snack.
"Where the Fuck Are You Goin'!! GET BACK 'ERE!" The puffball continued to run rebelliously, she didn't have to listen the roly-poley piece of lard trying to run after her. She was much too fast for them, a fellow Squad Eleven member to whom she found astronomically fun to piss off.
"Fuck Off! This is mine now!!" She ran towards the Squad Eleven courtyard before skidding to a halt and swinging her body around to face the member. A large, Cheshire smile stitched across her cheeks as she view the incoming force.
"You want this back huh? Come and get it then tubby" The guy was just about to stop himself as the puffball stuffed the entire ball of rice right into her petite gob. The onigiri was much to big to fit, resulting in a quarter of the food spread along the sides of her mouth and sprinkling onto her baggy uniform before rolling to the floor. That clear waste of
perfectly good food made the other member visibly furious! His cheeks instantly sporting a bright red as his eyes contorted into a menacing glare of hatred. The puffball laughed, her mouth wide and still full of rice. Swallowing the remains, she wiped her mouth with her sleeve, still grinning at the, aforementioned, tubby.
"Would you look at that, I've fucking gone and eaten it! And it tasted of shit! You eat alot of shit, don't you tubby?! HAHA!" Of course it didn't actually taste of shit, it was surprisingly one of the BEST foods the puffball had ever had the gall to taste... but she wasn't going to praise him; there was a bigger chance of hell freezing over.
Placing one foot forward, the puffball sat into a fighting stance as the member, naturally, launched himself at her, slinging both open palms forward to clutch her neck. This was cockily dodged by the puffball as she ducked before sending her right shoulder along with her head straight into his gut. The wind was forcibly knocked out of the guy, however his body was in the perfect position to trap the woman in a bear hug, which he did.
"Ung-Fuck! Getdoffme Asshole!" Her words ran in a sting out of her mouth, however the member just chuckled in a deep tone, strengthening his lock before moving his right hand tightly upwards in order to finally grasp her neck with his huge hand. Moving his left hand to meet the other, he now outright began to strangle the puffball.
The woman bought both of her hands immediately to his, attempting to pry them off as her long-since-disappeared grin was replace with visibly clenched teeth. The member now gained a grin of his own, watching the puffball struggle before him openly satisfied the man’s vision. But, the puffball wasn't going to give up just yet.
CRACK! All of a sudden a knee was brought up and sent to his head, more specifically to his now-broken nose. Flinging his head back, the member fought the urge to take his hand off the woman in order to cover his bloody nose. Pulled his face forward, just before he could make another move, yet another knee was brought to his head, followed by another and an outstretched kick to the left cheek after. She didn't lighten up on her attacks, not once; each strike came with much more force than the last. She knew it was working as the man's hands felt as though they were loosening.
"How many times do I need to hit your fucking face before you let go you fat fuck!!" "NEVER!...
huuu... THAT WAS MY... FUCKING RICE BALL... YOU LITTLE SHIT!" He spoke between pants, his nose and face feeling as though they were on fire. His own teeth clenched threateningly at the puffball. "You need to learn your fucking place little gir-HMM!" At this point, the puffball slammed both of her feet onto his mouth and stretched back, stamping on his fiery face rapidly until he finally released. She wasn't satisfied with him simply letting go so she brought her body towards him by grabbing the neck of his uniform as he slowly fell before landing a fierce head-butt to his forward, causing him to fall faster to the floor, however this time unconscious.
"Im Rei-fuckmothering-Suishō! Third seat of this Squad. You need to learn your fucking place shitting newbie." Her grin returned at this small, pointless victory as she rubbed her sore neck. Delivering one last kick to the left side of the member's body, the puffball grinned a little wider before turning and walking away, holding her neck gently. A fit of coughing came all too soon, causing her neck to ache in painfully.
"Ou-ch!" She yelled between violent coughs that shook her body as she walked, hoping they'd calm.
"Nng.. heh heh" Despite the pain she felt, the puffball seemed ecstatic. She often pissed people off here just to start little fights with others, but no matter whether she won or lost a lot, it'd always be her favorite pass-time. Besides, what's the best way to teach lower members to defend themselves? Through making them defend themselves of course! Not through pure pissy pretend spar shit. Although Rei knew it was still important, she believed a mixture of methods was better than sticking to just one. With that said, she didn't do this out of
helping others, she did it out of her own pure enjoyment and to test herself against many other personalities and opponents while using the minimum amount of power possible, mostly less power than her opponent! This was how she got her thrills. She used 'helping others' as an excuse when outsiders criticised her methods. She wasn't a complete dunce! She could twist how most situations seemed to manipulate the viewpoints of others, mainly again out of enjoyment and messing about.
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