[OOC] The War of the Three

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
Oh.

[Lonewolf685]

@Lonewolf685 I imagine the situation going like this.

"Alright, I'm teasing my father and... Wait, where'd her di-" *Whack*

@The 42nd Gecko

Wouldn't Artoria be paralyzed in fear of her new tool?

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Lonewolf685 Artoria transforms people into cute animal girls, not cute animal futa. That'll be the next character.

[Lucius Cypher]

@Lonewolf685 Artoria transforms people into cute animal girls, not cute animal futa. That'll be the next character.

@The 42nd Gecko

That's when Artorias assimilates Fran.

[Lonewolf685]

<Snipped quote by The 42nd Gecko>

That's when Artorias assimilates Fran.

@Lucius Cypher

If not for Lucille's actual power, she would need to be afraid of Artoria.

[TheWendil]

If not for Lucille's actual power, she would need to be afraid of Artoria.

@Lonewolf685

Cat Girl Lucille can still beat up Artoria.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Lonewolf685 The real reason no one needs to be afraid of Artoria is Artoria being an idiot.

*The furry apocalypse has come, Artoria has assumed all the faction leaders powers, and Shizuka and Omega are hiding behind a tree together as Artoria transforms all existence.

Shizuka: How did this happen? How are we going to survive?
Omega: Right now, I know dogs, I reckon I can solve this. Lemme borrow this here holy hand grenade.
Shizuka: What are you..
Omega: *Waves grenade* Here girl, look at this!
Artoria: Huh...
Omega: See it? Huh what is it? What is it?
Artoria: Ball...
Omega: Want it?
Artoria: Ball!
Omega: You wannit?
Artoria: BALL!
Omega: GO GEDDIT! *lob*
Artoria: BAAAAAAAALL!!
*boom*
Omega: See, no problem.
Shizuka: This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen since Grafdakka was a catgirl.

[Lonewolf685]

@TheWindel

Cat Girl Lucille: Bats ineffectively at Artoria's leg, mildly shredding the hem of her pants till she's distracted by a warm patch of sun backed soil.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Lonewolf685 Till Artoria is distracted or until Lucille is distracted? It could go either way.

[Lonewolf685]

@Lonewolf685 Till Artoria is distracted or until Lucille is distracted? It could go either way.

@The 42nd Gecko

Well if they are both cats, I imagine they'd both cuddle together to get the most of the warmth. Then would come the tongue bath afterwards...

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
Would Bonesword become a skeletal animal or a normal animal?

Now I want BS to get Artoria'd to find out...

[TheWendil]

Cat Lucille:

[The 42nd Gecko]

@TheWindel So.. A normal cat?

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana Normal. For anyone who's like "Wow, I have giant identity crisis' because I'm dead/incorporeal/demon.." Just get Artoria'd.

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
This is upsetting, not going to lie.

Although I kind of still want him to get Artoria'd and become something like a lion, that'd be badass. A less preferable option would also be a swordfish.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana To be fair, when Bonesword and Artoria first meet, she's probably just going to steal his special attack and run off with it.

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
The Honor Strike?

Honestly she can have that, Bonesword can hardly use it as is.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana Twas an undertale reference, where the skeleton Papyrus has his special attack (which was a bone) stolen by a dog.

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko

OH

I feel dumb.

[TheWendil]

To be fair, when Bonesword and Artoria first meet, she's probably just going to steal his special attack and run off with it.

@The 42nd Gecko

Lucille will reward her greatly if she does this.

Also more proof she's a more useless Ruxen. Doesn't even have the Tsundere charm.