[OOC] The War of the Three

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
That only happens after the Frog tries to take over Heaven by being fisted.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Mega Birb Do you really think Greg would have a ghost of a chance in a fight with Artoria?

@TheWindel Artoria'll be in the next battle. Just have Deva bring her pets from another dimension over.

[TheWendil]

Artoria'll be in the next battle. Just have Deva bring her pets from another dimension over.

@The 42nd Gecko

Do you really want to make Lone squee?

[The 42nd Gecko]

@TheWindel You wanted Artoria vs Ruxen. I'm warning you though, I've got a suspicion it'll be a quick fight if Lone decides to butt in again.

[TheWendil]

Artoria: "Hi! Imma fight you!"

Ruxen: "Go fuck yourself."

Artoria: "Ok!"

[Gardevoiran]

@TheWindel
If you don't mind me asking, is Lucille ok with a froggo and doggo underling combo?
^#bars

[The 42nd Gecko]

@TheWindel I was imagining more along the lines of:

Artoria: Wow, you're really cute already. I don't really have any reason to fight you.

Ruxen: *angry dog noises*

Artoria: Awww...

Ananta: Hey, I'm here too.

Artoria: *literal heart attack from cute overload*

Ruxen: Whuh? *poke poke*

Ananta: If you're not gonna eat that...

[TheWendil]

@Banana

She doesn't care. They're still idiots who will serve her.

@The 42nd Gecko

You forgot all the swear words Ruxen would belt out.

[Gardevoiran]

@TheWindel
True. I don't know why I even asked.

[Mega Birb]

@The 42nd Gecko
I mean we have Creator Establish Idiot vs. Cheap Shot Incarnate.

Also you forgot about Eve. Question is if Artoria can smell the sex on her...

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb@The 42nd Gecko
Please refrain from using Eve for any of these experiments, she is reserved for being a badass kamikaze phoenix and smut.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@TheWindel *angry dog noises*

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Mega Birb @Banana Eve is another person who Artoria's Manifest Destiny wouldn't work on, because, well, duh, they're already a cute animal girl.

_{Khimaira Protarchikos will still work though.}

[Mega Birb]

@The 42nd Gecko
It barely works on Syphax too, he basically gets genderbent and Artoria subsiquently gets raped.

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
Artoria wants the ability to literally envelop her in flames? Damn man.

@Mega Birb
LESBIAN HARPY SMUT ALRIIIIIGHT

[Inner Demon]

hmm....didn't know Artoria was secretly the koolaid man.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana If in the same battle, Artoria gets a glance at Diana, she'll also have gotten fire immunity.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Inner Demon That made my day. LoL doesn't usually mean what it says anymore, but in this case, yes, it actually did mean what it says.

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
Eve will want to literally skin Artoria if that happens.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana

Alternate Line I was debating with for Artoria, discarded being too evil mastermindy, and thus blending with every other macho demon:

"Ok, Henry, you get to skin me alive for me getting to touch you. Sounds like a deal to me. Or are you afraid to take that bargain? Are you afraid your power is so small that one touch from me will hurt you more than you can inflict on me by skinning me alive?"