Official RPG Crush Thread

[TheWendil]

Shit. I love, motherfucking. arnold scharwsneggar. His biography is now my spider killer. That fuckers smile just destroyed a spider the size of my hand.

@ScreenAcne

I kind of want to hear this story in full detail.

[ScreenAcne]

@TheWindel

Big ass spiders keep cralwing into my house. These spiders got such big asses that I feel like a motherfucking. rap video for insects is trying to be staged here. Well. I don't like spiders. They generate more piss from me than a thirsty horse with a bad bladder.

Can't find shit to kill them with. Only got worn out ass shoes. Anrold's book "Total Recall" is perfect size and thickness. Got his smiling face on it. It's smashed like, motherfucking. 8 spiders now. This one being the biggests.

[TheWendil]

@ScreenAcne

I am impressed and horrified all at once.

[arockysmith]

Way too much spider talk. Where's all the flirty matchmaking talk. We need to do like virtual spin the bottle.

[ScreenAcne]

@TheWindel

The typos made it sound worse than it was.

[Cyndyr]

Virtual Truth or Dare. Who wants to start?

[ScreenAcne]

@Cynder

Shit. I'm all motherfucking. dice juggling for this.

[arockysmith]

LETS DO THIS! SOMEONE TRUTH OR DARE ME!

[ScreenAcne]

@arockysmith Do you deep inside, want to find someone actually interested on this board or is this all fucks and flickers?

this is a truth. btw

[arockysmith]

@arockysmith Do you deep inside, want to find someone actually interested on this board or is this all fucks and flickers?

this is a truth. btw

@ScreenAcne

Honestly, I do. I mean I may have earlier on on this thread...won't name names because it's really only been almost a month so I don't like to jinx things. But I'm so down for putting myself out here on this site. It's easier on here than like an actual dating site or app.

[ScreenAcne]

@arockysmith

Shit. Cut the ribbon on the love life, sister. All stuff can come from anywhere.

ok, you're motherfucking. turn.

Uh. Truth.

[arockysmith]

Uh. Truth.

@ScreenAcne

Hmmm I'm really bad at this. What's the best pick up line you've ever heard or that you've ever said to someone.

[ScreenAcne]

@arockysmith

Shit. I ain't ever had, any. motherfucking. people hit on me.

Uh...like...I guess...."You got a pretty fuckable personality" I said to some girl online once. She didn't reply though.

[Midnight Howl]

I'll do truths cause I am too sleepy for dares

[arockysmith]

@Midnight Howl What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in front of a crush?

[Midnight Howl]

@ScreenAcne Also, because you never having gotten a pickup line is sad.
If you were a transformer you'd be a Hotobot, and your name would be Optimus Fine!

[Midnight Howl]

@Midnight Howl What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in front of a crush?

@arockysmith

Spiked them in the face with a volleyball.
I should note, they were on my team as well.

[arockysmith]

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Spiked them in the face with a volleyball.
I should note, they were on my team as well.

@Midnight Howl

Oh man, I'm rolling. At least you can laugh at it now xD

[Midnight Howl]

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Oh man, I'm rolling. At least you can laugh at it now xD

@arockysmith

Especially cause he turned out gay XD

[Midnight Howl]

Sad time for me lol