[OOC] MASKS- A New Generation

[Grey]

@Joshie Defend or Engage Enemy?

[Ermine]

-Faust just facepalms off to the side as the others talk-

[Tengri]

"In my defense, I'm the only normal human here... kind of."

[Grey]

@Tengri "Yes. Network is correct."

[Tengri]

@Grey "It's not like I was trained to be the best assassin in the world by a death cult since I was, like, three - not quite sure about this, they didn't let us know our birthday or any day, actually... which I'm totally not!"

[Raijinslayer]

@Tengri"Buddy, even if you were, it's cool. Background doesn't define you here. I mean, I'm the son of a literal Devil, and aside from the occasional voice in my head telling me to do unspeakable atrocities, I'm completely fine. If I can be normal, you can be normal."

[Grey]

@Tengri "Understandable. I do not know - for example - the life of a normal teenager."

[Tengri]

@Raijinslayer@Grey

"You know what? How about we hit that "Chuck E. Cheese" place again?"

Edit: And now Network's strange obsession with this place is cannon. I will make it cannon. Somehow.

[Grey]

@Tengri "Reasonable suggestion. Will ensure maximum tickets with bugs."

[Raijinslayer]

@Tengri@Grey*Ian is almost vibrating at the idea* "I'm going to win that stupid button-timing game. Swear to god it's rigged so you can't get the jackpot, but like hell that's going to stop me from trying."

[Ermine]

@Raijinslayer "You can hit the jackpot. I did when I was there last we- I mean...when I was like...10 or something."

(Coming from someone with telekinesis, of course)

[Tengri]

@Grey@Ermine@Raijinslayer

"You all are just a bunch of kids, aren't you? Never change."

[Grey]

@Ermine "Bugs see everything." "Your secret is safe with me."

[Ermine]

@Tengri "Were you telling us never to change? Or saying that we never change? I change all the time. See? I'm wearing PLAID socks today, not ARGYLE."

@Grey "Then they know I won that fair and square. Those are games of skill and timing, after all. I'm the best at both."

[Raijinslayer]

@Ermine"What the hell is Argyle?"

[Ermine]

@Raijinslayer@Tengri "Oh. My. God. Malcolm, we need to teach this boy a thing or two about fashion."

[Tengri]

@Raijinslayer

"It's a diamond-shaped pattern."

@Ermine

"Yes. Yes, I see."

[Raijinslayer]

@Ermine@Tengri"Wait, isn't his name Robb? Also, I'm pretty sure I know all I need to about how to dress. I mean, haven't you seen my cloak when I shift into demon form?"

[Ermine]

(Totally imagining Andrea teaching Malcolm about fashion secretly, and dressing him up in all kinds of outfits. Fashionable. Unfashionable. Inappropriate. Totally appropriate. Women's.)

@Raijinslayer "Oh, honey. No. We need to take you shopping."

[Grey]

@Raijinslayer "Seducer, yes. Fashionista, no."