I died as I was being born

[monstahunta]

The nurses told my mother, "We lost the baby! Lay on your side now!"

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

When I was born, my mom's water didn't break until I emerged, and the pressure of it shot me out like a rocket, the nurses almost dropped me, and I managed to get the far wall wet.

Get on my level.

[monstahunta]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
When I was born, my mom's water didn't break until I emerged, and the pressure of it shot me out like a rocket, the nurses almost dropped me, and I managed to get the far wall wet.Get on my level.

Okay, but that's still not dying.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

monstahunta said
Okay, but that's still not dying.