Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, but it's still on helium.
I wish for waffles!

[amorphical]

Granted and I brought syrup! Mmmmm!
I wish I could eat waffles in the dark.

[HachiRoku]

granted but they're waffles

Granted, but the syrup gets everywhere and you can't see any napkins.

I wish to do it to em.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, but you trip, fall, and break your nose.
I wish that anime never existed.

[amorphical]

Granted ...but I lied! Anime will exist!!
I wish @Shadow Dragon was covered in waffles! XD

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. They only last a second. That's how long it took me to eat them. And I didn't share.
I wish that @amorphical got all his hearts desires!

[amorphical]

Granted. @Shadow Dragon is covered in fluffy waffles!
I wish I brought more syrup!

[Salroka]

Granted. You are now drowning in a vat of syrup from which there is no escape.

I wish someone would have told me this thread was still active. Holy crap.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. Your conscious began screaming at you about it.
I wish for me to have permanent ultimate power! So I can better my friends lives.

[Salroka]

Granted. You have ultimate power, but also ultimate responsibility. Have fun micro-managing literally every detail in the cosmos so that things don't immediately go tits-up.

I wish I had money to order chinese food for lunch.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, You find a large bag of money! However, you are arrested before you can spend any of it, on the slight problem that you stole it.
I wish for more cats!

[amorphical]

Granted but they are siamese and plot to overthrow you as supreme rulers of all things warm to lay on.
I wish for more sleep. Zzzzz.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. You wake up in year 4080, and all your loved ones are long dead.
I wish for bacon.

[amorphical]

Yes!!! I out lived them all!!!
Granted however its Canadian bacon, not the real stuff! I wish to get a job as a history teacher in 4080.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. You are soon captured by the government however, on the premises that you are some kind of spy or madman.
I wish for the Midas Touch, but for diamonds, not gold.

[Winter Star12]

Granted but like King Midas who turned himself to gold, you turn yourself into diamonds.

I wish I wasn't so anxious about everything.

[Hellion]

Granted, however now you couldn't care less about anything.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Winter Star12]

Granted but you can't breath air.

I wish for tons of strawberry pocky!

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. You are crushed to death beneath 3 tons of strawberry pocky.
I wish for more wishes!

[Salroka]

Granted. Now every wish you make gives you cancer instead of what you wish for.

I wish for Big Chungus to save us all from 2019.