Weird?Funny?Scary?Cheesy? Pick-up-lines!

[hivekiller]

Well, do you guys know any of the pick-up lines haha.
I know one.

"Did you sit on a pile of sugar?"
"Because you have a sweet ass."

[Fat Boy Kyle]

"That's an amazing ass... You can touch it if you want"

"I bet your number would look great in my phonebook"

"You're parents must have been rich... How else could you have eyes like diamonds?"

"Hey, do you want to do a 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one."

"I'm a millionaire."

*scratch knee* "My cock is really itchy!"

[Master Crim]

"You got a map? Cuz im lost in your eyes."

"Did it hurt? ... When you fell from heaven?"

[Brovo]

"I'm going to plug my USB into your slot."

"Lets network sometime, one on one, three hour session?"

";) ;) ;)"

I've seen all of these used. Sadly enough, one of them even worked.

[Dante the Shinigami]

I've got a reeeeeeeally creepy one. "There will be only 7 planets left when I'm done destroying Uranus." If you can't figure it out, sound it out.

[MatthiasAngel]

Prepare for weirdness, gentlemen!

"So...you're a girl." Pause for reaction. "How's that been working out?"

"Did it hurt...when you fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down?"

"You look clean."

"Nice shoes. Can I have your phone number?"

"Want to hear a good Holocaust joke?"

"Are you a map? Because you look like you were crumpled up and shoved into a glove box for a few decades."

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And, my favorite of all,

"If I bring you back to my apartment, will you do my laundry and make me a sandwich?"



:D

[LostBrotherGrimm]

Master Crim said
"Did it hurt? ... When you fell from heaven?"

Satan: "why yes, yes it did. Thanks for asking."

"I see you're waiting for your knight on a white horse. The knight is late, but the horse is here."
"You're as beautiful as a fake rose. *wait for a disgusted reaction* because your beauty will never wither away."

[Cpt Toellner]

"I peed on your shoes. I own you now."

[ishtar]

Blitzkrieg said
"I peed on your shoes. I own you now."

Oh, EEEWWW!! D: And really did that before saying it?

[Gwazi Magnum]

Girl let me squirtle all over your jiggilypuff.

May I take a pikachu?

If I were Nidoking you'd be my Nidoqueen.

Are you a Time Lord? You look different every time I see you.