I might do this for Spam before going into a full on Spam-Fiction.
But for now here is the luckiest thing ever
"OUCH! WHY YOU @^%#@& (@#*&@ ) (@#@(." The punches and expletives follow fast and furious, then suddenly, the old man clutches his heart and begins to wheeze. He slumps over in his chair and passes out cold. It looks like he's had a heart attack! You try to revive him, but he's a goner. The BIG boss walks in while you are trying to revive him... and believes you were trying to do something heroic. You get a bonus!
Remember kids, if your boss is old enough, punch him in the face and he'll have a heart attack! When trying to save him, your employer might walk in and give you a bonus!
Wow.
But for now here is the luckiest thing ever
"OUCH! WHY YOU @^%#@& (@#*&@ ) (@#@(." The punches and expletives follow fast and furious, then suddenly, the old man clutches his heart and begins to wheeze. He slumps over in his chair and passes out cold. It looks like he's had a heart attack! You try to revive him, but he's a goner. The BIG boss walks in while you are trying to revive him... and believes you were trying to do something heroic. You get a bonus!
Remember kids, if your boss is old enough, punch him in the face and he'll have a heart attack! When trying to save him, your employer might walk in and give you a bonus!
Wow.
